PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

What!!??? She turned you into a black Angus? You will be good off the grill so there's that
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Rgr that.
I hate funerals with a passion.
Lotsa people you hardly know get together & tell each other how much they loved you.
F that - STFU or tell me now before I cash in.

Being an undertaker has to be the worst job ever.

Upwards of $10K so you can be put in a sealed box, then in a vault because you don't want anything bad to happen to you down there.

All that money and materials for a dead person and they try to make you feel bad after the sticker shock if you want to try to lower the cost.

Just burn me and toss the ashes on my property where I had more fun than I can remember. (on a windy day, thanks)
 
Roasted yes, but I want them to get stoned AF on my weed first.

Now that would be some funny shit. :cool:
Hmm. I'm gonna start growing smaller batches.

If they think they get my stash they may do 1 of 2 things.

1 - Go on a health kick. Go on a gluten free diet, start jogging and join a gym.
Just to out live me.:razz:

2 - Start colluding and conspiring against me just for the wake.o_O

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Hmm. I'm gonna start growing smaller batches.

If they think they get my stash they may do 1 of 2 things.

1 - Go on a health kick. Go on a gluten free diet, start jogging and join a gym.
Just to out live me.:razz:

2 - Start colluding and conspiring against me just for the wake.o_O

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when you die your family is gonna talk about what a racist grouch you were
 
Being an undertaker has to be the worst job ever.

Upwards of $10K so you can be put in a sealed box, then in a vault because you don't want anything bad to happen to you down there.

All that money and materials for a dead person and they try to make you feel bad after the sticker shock if you want to try to lower the cost.

Just burn me and toss the ashes on my property where I had more fun than I can remember. (on a windy day, thanks)

Reminds me of a burial at sea we did on an USCG ship.
Underway ceremony and upon dumping the ashes over the transom of the ship the wind blew him all over everybody in Tropical blues.

Fitting actually as I served with him on a previous tour on the same ship & it tickled the shit outta him I'm sure.

Edit: CWO4 Marvin Lang - I miss you buddy.
 
Reminds me of a burial at sea we did on an USCG ship.
Underway ceremony and upon dumping the ashes over the transom of the ship the wind blew him all over everybody in Tropical blues.

Fitting actually as I served with him on a previous tour on the same ship & it tickled the shit outta him I'm sure.

Edit: CWO4 Marvin Lang - I miss you buddy.
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What's racist with the KFC thing ?

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Sensitivities are running pretty high around here lately.
 
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