Naming neo's New Helper

[cannabineer]

This is sIrius bidness, folks.

neo, the magnetic Scylla of semi-qualified labor, the Strange Attractor of the strangely repulsive employee, has a new one ... and a live one. For details, fuck it; I dunno. Maybe they'll appear below.

I begin with a poll and invite write-in nominations.

 

[curious2garden]

@mrsunshine

 

[jerryb73]

@mrsunshine

Why would he name his helper that? Seems like to cool of a name for just anyone..

 

[Singlemalt]

Jethro

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i say call the fucker every name but his. see how long it takes to get to him....

but if i had to call him one name, i'd either pick Joel Isuzu, or Tommy Flanaigan....yeah....that's the ticket.....flanaigan....

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Carl Spackler

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i don't think Carl was a liar though, i really believe he caddied for the Dali Lama....so, he has that going for him

 

[Hotwired]

duckmanbear

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

i don't think Carl was a liar though, i really believe he caddied for the Dali Lama....so, he has that going for him

 

[curious2garden]

Why would he name his helper that? Seems like to cool of a name for just anyone..

Nah I was calling for his input

 

[jerryb73]

Nah I was calling for his input

I know

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Jethro

Beef Jerky .

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

one of our group as kids was called "beef" all through school. a bunch of us were eating jerky one day, and Warren walked up. after a minute he asked if he could have some, so the kid whose house we were at got him a dog treat that looked like jerky. he ate it, asked for more.....and "beef" was born

 

[curious2garden]

I know

Wow! I didn't I just made that up this morning. I was smoking some Lucky Charms and that shit still knocks me on my ass. I honestly have no clue why I called out for Mr Sunshine but you can never go wrong with more Sunshine in your life.

Beef Jerky .

Beef Supreme (Idiocracy reference in case no one else loves that movie as much as I do).

 

[jerryb73]

Wow! I didn't I just made that up this morning. I was smoking some Lucky Charms and that shit still knocks me on my ass. I honestly have no clue why I called out for Mr Sunshine but you can never go wrong with more Sunshine in your life.


Beef Supreme (Idiocracy reference in case no one else loves that movie as much as I do).

Can’t go wrong with, lucky charms.. so I hear

 

[neosapien]

No real good stories today. He just talks nonstop and yells and murmurs stupid shit to himself all day. A lady was walking her dog and he says to himself "you better pick up that dog shit lady". But it's like 80f and the window was down and I'm pretty sure she heard him.

 

[neosapien]

Cool hand fluke.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

see if you can get him to eat 50 boiled eggs. of course, you'd have to make him ride in the back of the truck

 

[Singlemalt]

see if you can get him to eat 50 boiled eggs. of course, you'd have to make him ride in the back of the truck

^^^^This. Neo, it's time to test his design specs, stress testing is called for

 

[lokie]

see if you can get him to eat 50 boiled eggs. of course, you'd have to make him ride in the back of the truck

Nobody can eat 50 eggs.