Indacouch
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Lol...... majsstic indeed friend.
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Indacouch
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Well it appears that fuck Farms resident raccoon decided to go up on one of the green houses. I noticed a huge tear this evening and further inspection showed some little foot prints running along the beam. Then he got to the ribs and his fat ass was to big. Little holes turn into giant holes with the wind. My only concern is he fell into the green house. It was dark and I checked the best I could. None of the girls below had broken branches so I doubt it. Now I'm kinda fucked because the whole point of having cement foundations, tightly woven screen windows and double entries is to keep shit out. I taped it with some green house repair tape, but I've done this long enough to know that rip repairs and strong wind do not work. Their in a canyon so even on the calmest day it gusts good during the evening cool and through the night. So with no new sections of plastic on hand .I'll need to rush order some pre cut cheaper stuff online and some more wiggle wires and joints to fix it. Also looks like I'm going to have to cut the tree limbs nearest that house. It appears the raccoon used it to kamikaze onto the house. I'm getting old. I remember when that tree was just a sapling. It actually has an animal buried under it which we won't speak of. He was a pain in the ass pest and very trap smart. I'm a very good aim, that is all il say. Actually it works out good. That's the same fucking tree I procrastinate about cutting down because it drops these tiny seeds and they're so tiny even just opening the door during flower allows some to get into the green house closest to it. Always the first two plants by the door get those little seeds on em. They look like the little shells that get stuck in your teeth when you eat popcorn. I would just cut the whole tree. I just enjoy watching the yellow finches eating the seeds. I get 100s of em in that tree. I've also got one big wood pecker that lives in it. We have an understanding that as long as he stays away from the buildings I won't .....((be a very good aim)) plus the tree is north of all the green houses so it doesn't block any of my sun whatsoever. So off to bed. I gotta get up early and water the tomatoes and cut that fucking limb.
Night time penis.
Night time penis.
SSGrower
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All caught up (mostly). I'm glad ya'll had fun while I was away.
Indacouch
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Welcome back dude.....Good to see you.
The raccoon was not in the tomatoe house this morning thank God. However I may or may not have ripped more plastic cutting down that fucking tree limb.....I'll never admit it. Just waiting for the tank to finish the second round of watering and then I'm going home to chill with the wife and kids.
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Jack Kilgore
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Hahahahahahaha omg man....this is a combination of frickin TRAGEDY and COMEDY! I was literally on the edge of my seat readimg this for a second there like "oh sh**, what happened what happened!". Gnarly though lolol. Stupid Rac, eff the Racs bro, I feel ya. They once destroyed a whole campsite I was in, ran off with my Mountain Dew and homies M&M's on two legs like a G. Ill kill a filthy Rac for you! Lol Sorry about that GHouse though, that blows. Literally.
lokie
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We packed only the bare necessities and drove into the night.
,Avoiding highways and byways, only taking local and state routes, we
took our time meandering around the back country roads.
There was no hurry, no place to go and no time limit to get there.
1st stop a water garden farm.
Lots of pond plants, fountains, liners and more.
Being late in the season their available stock had been picked over.
One pond did have some pretty lotus and lillies still worthy of spending a moment
to toke up and watch the wild world go by.
When we stopped and got out of the car the turtles and frogs jumped to flee the scene.
After adding some additional nitrogen to the local flora we drove on.
I'm sure no one saw them doo their business because I watch their back.
I trust they were watching mine.
A last min call to make hotel reservations was successful although somewhat painful.
The bait and switch tactics are strong in that industry and consistancy
is constantly inconsistent.
After hearing several different versions of broken english and listening to multiple insincere apologies
we had reservations for the night in a smoking, pet friendly king room.
One mile from the hotel the cell rings and we are told that they had made a mistake and
they did not have king/pet rooms available. They were kind enough to offer a double room
for a "additional fee".
Another hour on the smartphone and a call direct to the hotel chain and we were
confirmed for a king smoking pet room.
A 30 min drive and a few tokes later we arrived at the new destination.
Ed was working the front desk.
He was slow in helping the guest already checking in so my wait was
obviously going to be lengthy.
After greeting me Ed informed me that they did not have a king pet friendly room.
My expressions of disappointment and displasure prompted Ed to contact the manager.
When Ed returned he offered me a double room that was scheduled for remodel.
It had a small tear in the carpet. I could have this room for $20 less than the original
reservation if I wanted it. Ok.
Every time I start with nothing I always come back with something.
Even if it's only an account of the entertainment and follies that were encountered.
Wandering around aimlessly with no place to go can sometimes lead to
eye opening and rewarding experiences.
,Avoiding highways and byways, only taking local and state routes, we
took our time meandering around the back country roads.
There was no hurry, no place to go and no time limit to get there.
1st stop a water garden farm.
Lots of pond plants, fountains, liners and more.
Being late in the season their available stock had been picked over.
One pond did have some pretty lotus and lillies still worthy of spending a moment
to toke up and watch the wild world go by.
When we stopped and got out of the car the turtles and frogs jumped to flee the scene.
After adding some additional nitrogen to the local flora we drove on.
I'm sure no one saw them doo their business because I watch their back.
I trust they were watching mine.
A last min call to make hotel reservations was successful although somewhat painful.
The bait and switch tactics are strong in that industry and consistancy
is constantly inconsistent.
After hearing several different versions of broken english and listening to multiple insincere apologies
we had reservations for the night in a smoking, pet friendly king room.
One mile from the hotel the cell rings and we are told that they had made a mistake and
they did not have king/pet rooms available. They were kind enough to offer a double room
for a "additional fee".
Another hour on the smartphone and a call direct to the hotel chain and we were
confirmed for a king smoking pet room.
A 30 min drive and a few tokes later we arrived at the new destination.
Ed was working the front desk.
He was slow in helping the guest already checking in so my wait was
obviously going to be lengthy.
After greeting me Ed informed me that they did not have a king pet friendly room.
My expressions of disappointment and displasure prompted Ed to contact the manager.
When Ed returned he offered me a double room that was scheduled for remodel.
It had a small tear in the carpet. I could have this room for $20 less than the original
reservation if I wanted it. Ok.
Every time I start with nothing I always come back with something.
Even if it's only an account of the entertainment and follies that were encountered.
Wandering around aimlessly with no place to go can sometimes lead to
eye opening and rewarding experiences.
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Indacouch
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Didn't you have a thread on here somewhere?
Jack Kilgore
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Just a grow journal, not a thread.
Indacouch
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Won't let me view it. Did I brake my penis off in your ass at any point and get ignored by you?
@GreatwhiteNorth why do I get an error saying I can't view Jacks journal?
Jack Kilgore
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.......no......
WeedFreak78
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We watched a family of coons spread out in the woods around the campground we were in after dark, and just wait for a campsite to go to sleep so they could raid any food left out. They'd signal each other to come to the first site, then the next. We watched them hit 3 different sites before they left. We told the guy in charge and he says "Ya , I know about em, at least it wasn't the bear, she's got cubs right now". Lol.
Jack Kilgore
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Sheesh then I guess that guy Inda got off easy lolol nope!
Indacouch
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If getting off easy is almost $600 in rush order green house plastic and repair items I guess so.
That's what it's doing to me as well. I guess he should maybe start a thread.
Same thing, he probably has his Privacy Options -> Blog settings wrong.
Indacouch
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Maybe he has a tiny penis and that's why. I heard if your pubes stuck out further than your member it automatically sets it to where you can't interact with others. Tiny penis default setting. Pretty sure that's what GWN told me.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Small wieners aren't allowed? Should have kicked me out years ago.