My Farm Friends

[Greenthumbs21]

Went out with a girl from a dating website , things were going well, she said "I think you should know I am terminally ill and don't have long to live "

I said " that's brilliant I wasn't looking for a long term relationship anyway ".

Yolo!!!! Girl... you should go out with a bang.

 

[Greenthumbs21]

if you had a choice between Bill Gates fortune or ending poverty in Africa?
which color Ferrari would u get?

It would be dipped In gold... I would shine the tires with the tears of starving African kids

 

[Greenthumbs21]

Pleasuring your vaginal hallway should be done 100 yards from the interstate

 

[tyler.durden]

Has anyone else noticed that the 3 protagonists of this thread are all the same person? That's pretty crazy. 1-starred...

 

[Greenthumbs21]

Has anyone else noticed that the 3 protagonists of this thread are all the same person? That's pretty crazy. 1-starred...

You're fuckin dumb.... no we are not. Has anyone else noticed you're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop?

 

[420God]

You're fuckin dumb.... no we are not. Has anyone else noticed you're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop?

Nom nom nom.

 

[Herb & Suds]

Nom nom nom.

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Your mom is hawt !

 

[Greenthumbs21]

Your mom is hawt !

$20 in the front ..$40 in the rear... weekends only. #craigslist

 

[Ecompost]

You're fuckin dumb.... no we are not. Has anyone else noticed you're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop?

Same shit, different day. I suppose I should change my boxers