What did you accomplish today?

[Blue Wizard]

Pussy! Lol

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I'd make a joke about you having to get a hook hand too but it looks like you already have one.

 

[neosapien]

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Turn your stove up all the way and stick your cut on the burner once it gets red hot. You have to cauterize the wound before rigor mortis sets in or it gets possessed by a demon. I saw it in a movie once, I think the dude lost his whole hand or something but better safe than sorry.

 

[420God]

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I wasn't kidding about superglue, gel works the best. I use to run a drill press in a factory and always cut my hands on the shavings and bandaids wouldn't work because of the coolant.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I wasn't kidding about superglue, gel works the best. I use to run a drill press in a factory and always cut my hands on the shavings and bandaids wouldn't work because of the coolant.

This. ^^^^
But IMHO stay away from that 2nd skin stuff - it wouldn't work for me.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I wasn't kidding about superglue, gel works the best. I use to run a drill press in a factory and always cut my hands on the shavings and bandaids wouldn't work because of the coolant.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a25067/the-surprising-military-history-of-superglue/

 

[UNICRONLIVES]

I kicked 4 oxygen sensors ass and tapped the exhaust holes on the girls truck and rebuilt the slave cylinder on the drag bike!!.....wheres my fuckin beer?!!..

 

[WeedFreak78]

I remembered why I stopped drinking, I fucking hurt today.

 

[420God]

I remembered why I stopped drinking, I fucking hurt today.

 

[lokie]

This. ^^^^
But IMHO stay away from that 2nd skin stuff - it wouldn't work for me.

Agreed. I used the stuff once. It did not work for me either.

 

[neosapien]

I wasn't kidding about superglue, gel works the best. I use to run a drill press in a factory and always cut my hands on the shavings and bandaids wouldn't work because of the coolant.

OK, I did the super glue. Fuck that burned lol.

 

[420God]

OK, I did the super glue. Fuck that burned lol.

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You'll have to replace it as the skin falls off, it's just like a big clear scab. Shouldn't feel anymore from it though.

 

[Grandpapy]

Don't googll "husband chasing poolboys". or do, it's just not what I was trying to convey.
@neosapien It looks like most of them got caught!

 

[Blue Wizard]

You should have used staples like a real man.

 

[Singlemalt]

You should have used staples like a real man.

Yep, those 5/8" staples work the best; go through callouses like buddah

 

[WeedFreak78]

 

[curious2garden]

I use superglue.

Yup or flexible Collodion, Superglue is cheaper but doesn't smell as good. BTW @neosapien it's going to open over and over and heal by secondary intent but the Superglue should help in the early stage.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

I stepped on a yellow jacket yesterday,

Staples or glue what's the consensus?

Fuck it, I'm grabbing the bone saw.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I stepped on a yellow jacket yesterday,

Staples or glue what's the consensus?

Fuck it, I'm grabbing the bone saw.

amputation at the neck, then staples AND glue

 

[UNICRONLIVES]

OK, I did the super glue. Fuck that burned lol.

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you sissy...did you brake clean it first!??!..