What did you accomplish today?

Blue Wizard · Sep 13, 2018

GreatwhiteNorth said:
Pussy! Lol

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I'd make a joke about you having to get a hook hand too but it looks like you already have one.

neosapien · Sep 13, 2018

Roger A. Shrubber · Sep 13, 2018

Blue Wizard said:
Turn your stove up all the way and stick your cut on the burner once it gets red hot. You have to cauterize the wound before rigor mortis sets in or it gets possessed by a demon. I saw it in a movie once, I think the dude lost his whole hand or something but better safe than sorry.

420God · Sep 13, 2018

neosapien said:
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I wasn't kidding about superglue, gel works the best. I use to run a drill press in a factory and always cut my hands on the shavings and bandaids wouldn't work because of the coolant.

GreatwhiteNorth · Sep 13, 2018

420God said:
I wasn't kidding about superglue, gel works the best. I use to run a drill press in a factory and always cut my hands on the shavings and bandaids wouldn't work because of the coolant.

This. ^^^^
But IMHO stay away from that 2nd skin stuff - it wouldn't work for me.

Roger A. Shrubber · Sep 13, 2018

420God said:
I wasn't kidding about superglue, gel works the best. I use to run a drill press in a factory and always cut my hands on the shavings and bandaids wouldn't work because of the coolant.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a25067/the-surprising-military-history-of-superglue/

UNICRONLIVES · Sep 13, 2018

I kicked 4 oxygen sensors ass and tapped the exhaust holes on the girls truck and rebuilt the slave cylinder on the drag bike!!.....wheres my fuckin beer?!!..

WeedFreak78 · Sep 13, 2018

I remembered why I stopped drinking, I fucking hurt today.

420God · Sep 13, 2018

WeedFreak78 said:
I remembered why I stopped drinking, I fucking hurt today.

lokie · Sep 13, 2018

GreatwhiteNorth said:
This. ^^^^
But IMHO stay away from that 2nd skin stuff - it wouldn't work for me.

Agreed. I used the stuff once. It did not work for me either. :-?

neosapien · Sep 13, 2018

420God said:
I wasn't kidding about superglue, gel works the best. I use to run a drill press in a factory and always cut my hands on the shavings and bandaids wouldn't work because of the coolant.

OK, I did the super glue. Fuck that burned lol.

420God · Sep 13, 2018

neosapien said:
OK, I did the super glue. Fuck that burned lol.

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You'll have to replace it as the skin falls off, it's just like a big clear scab. Shouldn't feel anymore from it though.

Grandpapy · Sep 13, 2018

Don't googll "husband chasing poolboys". or do, it's just not what I was trying to convey.
@neosapien It looks like most of them got caught!

Blue Wizard · Sep 13, 2018

You should have used staples like a real man.

Singlemalt · Sep 13, 2018

Blue Wizard said:
You should have used staples like a real man.

Yep, those 5/8" staples work the best; go through callouses like buddah

WeedFreak78 · Sep 13, 2018

curious2garden · Sep 13, 2018

420God said:
I use superglue.

Yup or flexible Collodion, Superglue is cheaper but doesn't smell as good. BTW @neosapien it's going to open over and over and heal by secondary intent but the Superglue should help in the early stage.

The Outdoorsman · Sep 13, 2018

I stepped on a yellow jacket yesterday,

Staples or glue what's the consensus?

Fuck it, I'm grabbing the bone saw.

Roger A. Shrubber · Sep 13, 2018

The Outdoorsman said:
I stepped on a yellow jacket yesterday,

Staples or glue what's the consensus?

Fuck it, I'm grabbing the bone saw.

amputation at the neck, then staples AND glue

UNICRONLIVES · Sep 13, 2018

neosapien said:
OK, I did the super glue. Fuck that burned lol.

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you sissy...did you brake clean it first!??!..

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