What did you accomplish today?

Bareback

Bareback

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I am at the Dr. office for a check up today and I ask about the anal probe, he looks at me with a puzzled look, then I notice his name tag says Allen and I mention the name on the door said Alien so he tells me he has worked here for thirteen months and he never noticed and no one ever asked about it, so I repeat my request for the probe. I'm not sure if I'll need a follow-up visit with this guy.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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neosapien said:
Got to my folks house in Naples. Survived 6 days in Disney World. Even though it's the epicenter of milfs from all nations I've decided that there's just far too many people on earth and we need a new plague.
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You would think stupidity might the great equalizer, but no, we reproduce at an astounding rate.

P.S. don't get arrested in FL or the headline will read Florida man ( fill in the blank ) ........
It's a joke between my daughter and I she often shares post of stupid people in Florida being arrested
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Bareback said:
You would think stupidity might the great equalizer, but no, we reproduce at an astounding rate.

P.S. don't get arrested in FL or the headline will read Florida man ( fill in the blank ) ........
It's a joke between my daughter and I she often shares post of stupid people in Florida being arrested
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The weird thing about this post is not long after I posted, my dad and I got pulled over for turning on a stale yellow. Luckily the officer let us go. I think because my daughter was in the back looking absolutely terrified.
 
jerryb73

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dstroy

dstroy

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I didn’t do shit today. Jealous?

We went to target and spent $200 on fuckin candy and bullshit for stocking stuffers. Man the kids are gonna lose their shit when they see what’s in there.

I’m pretty sure my wife signed me up for a jerky of the month club. Don’t be jealous, I know my life is exciting. :cool:





I’ve got a test tomorrow, just gonna draw cat pictures all over it and maybe a kickass lightning bolt. Hahahahaha jk I’m a turbo nerd and even joking about not being prepared makes my skin crawl. :eyesmoke:
 
Bareback

Bareback

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After leaving the Dr. today I went to get some food to take home. Sitting at the bar having a beer, waiting on my food an old friend sneaks up behind me, we talked for a while and he tells a he was part owner and manager and then asked me to look at some work out back. We step out into a private garden area were two ladies are smoking a joint and we burned one, I matched him with one. They start saying how much they like the taste of my weed and pretty soon their saying wow this shit is strong. After a few more minutes they ain't talking anymore, just kinda staring into space all red eyed AF lol.

I knew my weed was good but it's nice to see what it does to other potheads .......... hehehe
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Bareback said:
After leaving the Dr. today I went to get some food to take home. Sitting at the bar having a beer, waiting on my food an old friend sneaks up behind me, we talked for a while and he tells a he was part owner and manager and then asked me to look at some work out back. We step out into a private garden area were two ladies are smoking a joint and we burned one, I matched him with one. They start saying how much they like the taste of my weed and pretty soon their saying wow this shit is strong. After a few more minutes they ain't talking anymore, just kinda staring into space all red eyed AF lol.

I knew my weed was good but it's nice to see what it does to other potheads .......... hehehe
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Did they at least blow you???
 
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iamnobody

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I cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, and laundry.

Was going to game and enjoy my might off but the dog ate my ps4 controller. I'm going to smoke the last of my weed and try to watch Netflix... If my internet is feeling generous enough (satellite rural internet)


The wolfenstein. 60/40 wolf shepherd hybrid. Love her to death but my god is she destructive.
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