Pissed on my Plant

[flabbyone]

I think this one was whipped to death now.

Good luck with your future grows palema!

BTW, I had heard of it, that and pissing on the weed, then bury it and wait 6 weeks or somethin, then dig it up, dry it, and smoke it....Needless to say, DON'T DO THAT EITHER! Another tidbit from the 60's actually. They also say to do the same with water, do not do it either. If you have bad weed, you have bad weed. Nothing you do will make it good weed.

 

[sharkie]

lmao ur nuts

 

[sparkafire]

I think this one was whipped to death now.

 

[vertise]

yea you prob killed it. flush it out. Piss has so many other toxins in it and salts. no good man

 

[bubadapothead]

lmao thats fucked try and shiting on it that might help flush out the [piss

 

[K1Ng5p4d3]

i legitimately read something about urine having nitrogen and that being good for it and one guy actually said he tested 2 plants one with urine and one without and he got a higher yield with the pissed on plant

yeah dude, well SEMEN has protein in it. Do you jerk off into your hand n then lick it up for vitamin content value??

do like your mom taught you bro, n flush when you pee. run nothin but water through your plant for a week. do that shit like every 2 days, and hopefully your shit will be okay.

 

[helmoid]

CMON GIMMIE A BREAK? none of you guys have heard that pissing on ur weed is good for it???

yup, and collect your farts in a jar for C02, POUNDS OFF 10 INCH PLANTS MAN!

 

[BigBudBalls]

isnt smoking your piss fun.....

this has to be a joke

But smoking bat, worm, and cow shit is just peachy fine with ya?

 

[marley'man]

human poo works dude /do a poo and rub is to the soil,its better then piss 'trust'

 

[zo0t]

yeah dude, well SEMEN has protein in it. Do you jerk off into your hand n then lick it up for vitamin content value??

do like your mom taught you bro, n flush when you pee. run nothin but water through your plant for a week. do that shit like every 2 days, and hopefully your shit will be okay.

dewd pls im crying ive never laughed soo much hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[xmegademonx]

LOL funniest shit ever man... good shit. i mean piss hahaha

 

[K1Ng5p4d3]

yeah dude, well SEMEN has protein in it. Do you jerk off into your hand n then lick it up for vitamin content value??

do like your mom taught you bro, n flush when you pee. run nothin but water through your plant for a week. do that shit like every 2 days, and hopefully your shit will be okay.

-- yeahhhhh, that ones goin in the classic comments vault

 

[Igotdialup]

well lets just see what happens, someone has to experiment.

 

[Maryjane123]

hahahahahahahahahahaha........ has to be the funniest and stupidest thing i've heard in a long time... whats the smell like?

 

[Maryjane123]

sorry dude lol

 

[paltema]

lol it did smell like piss for a couple days. the leaves are turning yellow and falling off

 

[ganjalova]

poor plant was prolly thinking WTF this aint water???!!! lmaoooooooo

 

[mistaboombastic]

poor plant was prolly thinking WTF this aint water???!!! lmaoooooooo

AHAHAHAHA

 

[wtfd00d]

and if i have to even say it . I WAS HIGH WHEN I DID IT.

case closed.

Wow, if thats your excuse FOR PISSING ON YOUR PLANT, then maybe you shouldnt smoke pot, or maybe, obviously you shouldnt even FUCKIN GROW IT!!

 

[dannyking]

As bad as this is there are people on this forum who dilute piss and use it on their plants. it would be easy for a newbie to misread some of the info on here and just piss straight on, undiluted. Can I ask you are you growing indors with hot lights?
As bad as this is I dont think its as bad as the guy who put hamburger grease on his plants. https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/88066-brand-new-growing-am-i.html