What did you accomplish today?

ANC

ANC

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I need to get in bed early, got to take my daughter for a follow-up after a hearing test,
I actually feel guilty as we often joked that her hearing was too great, well it seems there is some kind of problem.
She is just super high performing so she takes it in her stride.

I needed grommets a few times as a kid, and my hearing was also pretty bad for a while, but it is more than good enough today, (my wife says I'm deaf though).
 
xtsho

xtsho

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What did I do today? What I did completely sucks. I mowed the yard. Then when I came in and sat down to take a bong hit I noticed this nasty smell. I couldn't figure out what it was. Then I realized I had dog crap all over my shoe. I get up hopping on one leg to get back outside and hose it off and realized I had tracked it all the way from the back door through the house into my office/man cave. It's times like these that I'm glad I ripped up the carpet and put down flooring.

So what did I do today? I tracked dog crap through the house. It sucked. One of those things you wish never happened.
 
Chunky Stool

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xtsho said:
What did I do today? What I did completely sucks. I mowed the yard. Then when I came in and sat down to take a bong hit I noticed this nasty smell. I couldn't figure out what it was. Then I realized I had dog crap all over my shoe. I get up hopping on one leg to get back outside and hose it off and realized I had tracked it all the way from the back door through the house into my office/man cave. It's times like these that I'm glad I ripped up the carpet and put down flooring.

So what did I do today? I tracked dog crap through the house. It sucked. One of those things you wish never happened.
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Could be worse.
Ever seen what a robot vac does with dog shit??? :shock::o
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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xtsho said:
What did I do today? What I did completely sucks. I mowed the yard. Then when I came in and sat down to take a bong hit I noticed this nasty smell. I couldn't figure out what it was. Then I realized I had dog crap all over my shoe. I get up hopping on one leg to get back outside and hose it off and realized I had tracked it all the way from the back door through the house into my office/man cave. It's times like these that I'm glad I ripped up the carpet and put down flooring.

So what did I do today? I tracked dog crap through the house. It sucked. One of those things you wish never happened.
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About 2 weeks ago I laid in a pile and smeared it all over the back of my coat. Luckily just the coat and I noticed it pretty quickly. I don't even have a dog. My buddy was letting his dog shit anywhere it wanted around my yard when he brought it here and it shit under my parts truck, along with about a dozen other piles I found. So when I went to pull some parts from under the truck, smoosh! I flipped out on him and made him go clean the yard. Real asshole move.
 
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xtsho

xtsho

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Chunky Stool said:
Could be worse.
Ever seen what a robot vac does with dog shit??? :shock::o
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I can only imagine

WeedFreak78 said:
About 2 weeks ago I laid in a pile and smeared it all over the back of my coat. Luckily just the coat and I noticed it pretty quickly. I don't even have a dog. My buddy was letting his dog shit anywhere it wanted around my yard when he brought it here and it shit under my parts truck, along with about a dozen other piles I found. So when I went to pull some posts from under the truck, smoosh! I flipped out on him and made him go clean the yard. Real asshole move.
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My dog does it's business usually in a few places and I clean it up religiously. I don't know where I stepped in it but it wasn't in one of the zones my dog usually uses because those were picked up. I thought my dog and I had an agreement. Apparently not. I yelled at her but she didn't know what was going on. I felt bad so I gave her a couple treats.
 
WeedFreak78

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It took me most of the morning to get a plow frame off the truck I'm stripping. Some jackass welded all the pieces together after they installed it and then welded all the nuts to the bolts.:cuss: It's so rusty and greasy I fought for almost 2 hours with a 3/4" breaker bar and a 6' piece of pipe trying to get one to break loose before I noticed.:wall::finger: Broke out the torch and cut all the bolts off, then I had to hammer it out with a big sledge hammer because the frame had moved so much it was wedged. Once it popped loose the passenger side leaf spring tore the end of the frame off :o. Then I sealed up the engine and pulled the drive train. Forgot to extend the legs on my hoist and almost flipped it. I'm used to dealing with aluminum transmissions, so I underestimated the weight of the cast iron tranny and t case on this thing. Now I just gotta cut the axles out and chop the frame up into manageable pieces. That's the fun part, I get to play with torches. :fire:
 
jungle666

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WeedFreak78 said:
About 2 weeks ago I laid in a pile and smeared it all over the back of my coat. Luckily just the coat and I noticed it pretty quickly. I don't even have a dog. My buddy was letting his dog shit anywhere it wanted around my yard when he brought it here and it shit under my parts truck, along with about a dozen other piles I found. So when I went to pull some parts from under the truck, smoosh! I flipped out on him and made him go clean the yard. Real asshole move.
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A mate of mine uses the dog shit for his worm farm,works well
 
too larry

too larry

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BudmanTX said:
think that's bad, try hitting a Vulture........now that smell you really won't forget....cause they eat everything......and they do some pretty good damage to a vehicle too.....kinda like a bowling ball hitting....
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Back in the days before safety glass, my uncle had one come through the windshield, into the seat with him. The buzzard was flying much too slow, and my uncle was going much too fast for evasive action by either party.
 
too larry

too larry

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BudmanTX said:
Wife gets those cooling wraps cause of her MS, i borrow them from time to time, just to take the edge off. Normally when i'm hot i don't go into the house, cause i don't wanna cool off that quickly, so what i'd normally do, is set a fan on the porch, then have a cooling wrap and a wet town,to cool me down infront of a fan plus i've already cooled off with the water hose.....for me i really have to be careful, cause i've had heat exhaustion more times i can think, and i've had a couple of heat strokes too......
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I drink a lot of hot coffee when it really hot out. Water too, but the coffee seems to cool me down. Getting caught by the bear is no fun.
 
Laughing Grass

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raratt said:
I believe between getting a passport, transportation to Mexico, and a place to stay it would exceed even paying my original dentist. Edit: googled how long the drive is, it is about 9 hrs one way to TJ from my house, without traffic.
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Bummer those prices are crazy and their office looks clean and modern.
 
DustyDuke

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I just got pulled over by the cops my motorcycle licence is out by 1 day did not even know. The aren’t sending the notice in the post anymore all by email, which they didn’t tell me either. I get I should of been more on to it but $1200 is a obscene amount for a fine. That’s fucked my whole month my daughters birthday is soon. I might dispute in court because that’s just taking the piss. I’ve told my mates so the don’t get the same.
 
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