Ethos Banana Hammock comparative(exodus thread)

[iceman2494]

He found out who I was and called the cops. They didn't come out til yesterday late morning... had a big cookout going on. Lots of drinking, smoking and guns happening.

Told the cops I would stop by the station on Monday, they wanted to arrest me, I said no, cop pulled his taser... guns galore in their face.

Long story short, I volunteered to go down to the station under the condition I would not be handcuffed or detained. Filled out the statement saying I don't know what anybody is talking about, I was never there. The cops at the station wanted to hold me without any evidence, but I walked out of there... 6 hours later!

I know they don't have a shred of evidence. They were especially pissed off that I don't have ID, tried giving me some bullshit about being able to charge me for that lol.

Determined that I'm running for governor.

Why is the guy butt hurt for ?

 

[3rd Monkey]

Why is the guy butt hurt for ?

Probably because I made him look like a dumb bitch and peppered the side of his truck with gravel. Saw the pics... wish I would have backed into his truck first lol.

 

[LowAnkle]

Told her I didn’t get shit . Call amazon . Said might be more concerned that ppl are breaking into cars than a package . Also don’t come knocking at my door at 3 am .

Oh when they knock.on my door.late, they in trouble.bro, lol I beat my neighbors sons ass for that, (hes 43) I first yelled thru the house, I got a real mean loud voice, "you better get the go away from my door, don't ever knock on my door past 7 pm", it was like midnight.
I'm sorry man, I gotta ask you something(fkin meth head) "bro I promise you if I open this door I'm gonna fk.you up, you better leave" he said, I just gotta ,.boom.door opens, he goes flying. Hit the ground saying oh fuck....G.D I don't want none of that. Hahahaha lmao it was comical.

 

[iceman2494]

Lol . You must have put some extra pepper on that shit if he called the cops . What are they trying to charge you for?

 

[iceman2494]

Oh when they knock.on my door.late, they in trouble.bro, lol I beat my neighbors sons ass for that, (hes 43) I first yelled thru the house, I got a real mean loud voice, "you better get the go away from my door, don't ever knock on my door past 7 pm", it was like midnight.
I'm sorry man, I gotta ask you something(fkin meth head) "bro I promise you if I open this door I'm gonna fk.you up, you better leave" he said, I just gotta ,.boom.door opens, he goes flying. Hit the ground saying oh fuck....G.D I don't want none of that. Hahahaha lmao it was comical.

No I have a bad feeling about this chick . You know how ppl get power hungry . She gets fucked up drinking . Mix that with power , a gun and booze . She’s a tiny chick . I could one punch ko the girl . Then I’d get charged for shit load of stuff . I just keep it movin .

 

[LowAnkle]

He found out who I was and called the cops. They didn't come out til yesterday late morning... had a big cookout going on. Lots of drinking, smoking and guns happening.

Told the cops I would stop by the station on Monday, they wanted to arrest me, I said no, cop pulled his taser... guns galore in their face.

Long story short, I volunteered to go down to the station under the condition I would not be handcuffed or detained. Filled out the statement saying I don't know what anybody is talking about, I was never there. The cops at the station wanted to hold me without any evidence, but I walked out of there... 6 hours later!

I know they don't have a shred of evidence. They were especially pissed off that I don't have ID, tried giving me some bullshit about being able to charge me for that lol.

Determined that I'm running for governor.

Gosh I hate these dudes...they need to wake the fk up. Hate that you had to deal with them bro. Kinda wild coincidence too, you just saying the other day, about never going to jail. I hope you don't brother, Its not made for the freed minds. You'll go ape shit on em, bc they try to make you play by their rules in there. Where I make my own rules it's always a conflict.

 

[3rd Monkey]

Lol . You must have put some extra pepper on that shit if he called the cops . What are they trying to charge you for?

They tried to charge me with assault, battery, endangerment, reckless driving, driving without a license, failure to present ID, resisting arrest.... blah blah blah. Around 10-15 charges.

Thing is, it's not my truck and there's an alibi for the truck and me. Podunk hardware store with no cameras, nobody got pics, not witnesses to corroborate what he says... nothing but a dinged and scratched up truck with a pissed off fat fuck inside of it lol.

 

[3rd Monkey]

Gosh I hate these dudes...they need to wake the fk up. Hate that you had to deal with them bro. Kinda wild coincidence too, you just saying the other day, about never going to jail. I hope you don't brother, Its not made for the freed minds. You'll go ape shit on em, bc they try to make you play by their rules in there. Where I make my own rules it's always a conflict.

How bout it lol. I still won't do the jail thing, it'll be the morgue thing first.

Not too worried, just pissed me off they wanted to arrest me without any proof that anything ever happened. The taser pissed me off too, but glad it wasn't a gun... I'd still be digging holes lol.

 

[LowAnkle]

No I have a bad feeling about this chick . You know how ppl get power hungry . She gets fucked up drinking . Mix that with power , a gun and booze . She’s a tiny chick . I could one punch ko the girl . Then I’d get charged for shit load of stuff . I just keep it movin .

Oh yea I wldnt hit a girl, but I'd threaten her husband or dad/brother lmao I know those exact type tho. I'd say I perceived her as a threat late night at my door seems like a robbery using a woman's voice to get me to open door, if 5.0 got involved, they know how often that happens.
But hell.yea I feel you brother, the projects made me act the way I do. But it keeps dumbasses at bay at all times lol

 

[iceman2494]

They tried to charge me with assault, battery, endangerment, reckless driving, driving without a license, failure to present ID, resisting arrest.... blah blah blah. Around 10-15 charges.

Thing is, it's not my truck and there's an alibi for the truck and me. Podunk hardware store with no cameras, nobody got pics, not witnesses to corroborate what he says... nothing but a dinged and scratched up truck with a pissed off fat fuck inside of it lol.

Assault by the rocks? Lmao ! You’ll run into that guy again I’m sure . You know when you get that ass kicking . You just gotta accept it . Sorry man . That guy should have taken his lumps and dropped it.

 

[3rd Monkey]

Assault by the rocks? Lmao ! You’ll run into that guy again I’m sure . You know when you get that ass kicking . You just gotta accept it . Sorry man . That guy should have taken his lumps and dropped it.

Thank you! That's how I think it should be. If roles were reversed, I wouldn't run to the cops. I would have found out where I live, dropped by and kicked the shit out of me. Pussies... world is full of them.

 

[LowAnkle]

How bout it lol. I still won't do the jail thing, it'll be the morgue thing first.

Not too worried, just pissed me off they wanted to arrest me without any proof that anything ever happened. The taser pissed me off too, but glad it wasn't a gun... I'd still be digging holes lol.

Welcome to my old life lol I got "detained" 15 times in 2 months once. Almost been shot by cops, and have been jumped by em, and beaten as a teenager. They hate I know all the laws now, and I'm yelling at them, don't you dare cross.my thresh.hold.

 

[iceman2494]

Oh yea I wldnt hit a girl, but I'd threaten her husband or dad/brother lmao I know those exact type tho. I'd say I perceived her as a threat late night at my door seems like a robbery using a woman's voice to get me to open door, if 5.0 got involved, they know how often that happens.
But hell.yea I feel you brother, the projects made me act the way I do. But it keeps dumbasses at bay at all times lol

Girl had her hand on her gun asking me questions like I was at the station . It’s fuckin 7 am . I’m still buzzed walking a dog . Your asking me about a damn amazon package. Asking y I didn’t answer my door in the early am . .. Girl or not bro . Ima punch your face in for trying to pull a gun on me . She’s from Colorado per her license plate. Not gong to hurt anyone over a crap amazon package .

 

[3rd Monkey]

Welcome to my old life lol I got "detained" 15 times in 2 months once. Almost been shot by cops, and have been jumped by em, and beaten as a teenager. They hate I know all the laws now, and I'm yelling at them, don't you dare cross.my thresh.hold.

Yea, there was some power tripping. I didn't tell at all, just said no. Taser came out, guns came out... I escorted them to the road and deescalated. They played ball after that til we got to the station, then they tried to give me a hard time but couldn't make it stick.

 

[iceman2494]

Thank you! That's how I think it should be. If roles were reversed, I wouldn't run to the cops. I would have found out where I live, dropped by and kicked the shit out of me. Pussies... world is full of them.

Glad your out . Billy must be butt hurt and ran back into the store complaining after you kicked rocks literally.

 

[iceman2494]

Yea, there was some power tripping. I didn't tell at all, just said no. Taser came out, guns came out... I escorted them to the road and deescalated. They played ball after that til we got to the station, then they tried to give me a hard time but couldn't make it stick.

Can I get a rsvp to your next cookout. Y’all seem like my type of fun .

 

[LowAnkle]

Girl had her hand on her gun asking me questions like I was at the station . It’s fuckin 7 am . I’m still buzzed walking a dog . Your asking me about a damn amazon package. Asking y I didn’t answer my door in the early am . .. Girl or not bro . Ima punch your face in for trying to pull a gun on me . She’s from Colorado per her license plate. Not gong to hurt anyone over a crap amazon package .

Hell yea dont blame you there lol
Guns don't phase me, always a nerd that thinks they something bc they have one haha ppl like that out for show, I got a gun at all times and no1 ever knows it, until it's actually getting used for a good reason.
Ive had some detroit dealers pull on me, as I was approaching him to fight, he started wasting shells, ejecting them onto the ground bc I didn't skip a beat, saying "mfker this shit works" lmao I got right up to him and said mfker we all got one of them, he said idc what yall.got, and passed his gun to a friend of my, lmao dipped. Every1 was like dude that was Rio, he wlda shot you, obviously not.
Then he shot a cop a cpl weeks later.

Dumbass girl ur having to deal with, hopefully they or you can move eventually.

 

[3rd Monkey]

Can I get a rsvp to your next cookout. Y’all seem like my type of fun .

Sure thing lol.

 

[3rd Monkey]

My uncle got me a vape pen and a dank watermelon cartridge. 93%. Just got it charged, so I'm gonna try a vape lol.

 

[iceman2494]

Hell yea dont blame you there lol
Guns don't phase me, always a nerd that thinks they something bc they have one haha ppl like that out for show, I got a gun at all times and no1 ever knows it, until it's actually getting used for a good reason.
Ive had some detroit dealers pull on me, as I was approaching him to fight, he started wasting shells, ejecting them onto the ground bc I didn't skip a beat, saying "mfker this shit works" lmao I got right up to him and said mfker we all got one of them, he said idc what yall.got, and passed his gun to a friend of my, lmao dipped. Every1 was like dude that was Rio, he wlda shot you, obviously not.
Then he shot a cop a cpl weeks later.

Dumbass girl ur having to deal with, hopefully they or you can move eventually.

I plan on moving next year. May have to move away from the beach . Sucks but is what it is .