Trump Is Putin's Bitch - Still

Unclebaldrick

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There's probably another thread about this but what the hell?

OK, so Denmark's PM responds to Trump's desire to buy Greenland by saying the idea is absurd so:
Trump calls her nasty
Cancels state visit.
But Trump wants Russia back in the G-7(G- 8 )despite:
Invasion of Ukraine
Poisoning of Putin enemy in Britain with "collateral damage"
Past and present election meddling
Honestly, does anybody doubt that Putin has compromised our President?
 
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Rider101

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Trump is a fucking moron and a lair.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/what-would-happen-if-we-nuked-a-hurricane-1.4565013

Proposals for stopping such extreme weather events before they make landfall are as common as rain every hurricane season. In 2017, officials in Florida even had to remind residents not to shoot their guns at Hurricane Irma.

This year may be no exception, as U.S. President Donald Trump reportedly suggested to national security officials: “Why don’t we nuke them?”

According to the Axios source who paraphrased Trump’s private remarks, he said: “We drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that?”
 

hotrodharley

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There's probably another thread about this but what the hell?

OK, so Denmark's PM responds to Trump's desire to buy Greenland by saying the idea is absurd so:
Trump calls her nasty
Cancels state visit.
But Trump wants Russia back in the G-7(G- 8 )despite:
Invasion of Ukraine
Poisoning of Putin enemy in Britain with "collateral damage"
Past and present election meddling
Honestly, does anybody doubt that Putin has compromised our President?
Again - Russia doesn’t qualify to join even a G15. Their GDP ranks #16. Fuck Russia. Patton was right. We should have just kept rolling east.
 

Obepawn

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There's probably another thread about this but what the hell?

OK, so Denmark's PM responds to Trump's desire to buy Greenland by saying the idea is absurd so:
Trump calls her nasty
Cancels state visit.
But Trump wants Russia back in the G-7(G- 8 )despite:
Invasion of Ukraine
Poisoning of Putin enemy in Britain with "collateral damage"
Past and present election meddling
Honestly, does anybody doubt that Putin has compromised our President?
Trump pronounced it, adzurd. He’s so fucking dumb.
 

hotrodharley

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“Russian main exports are energy (oil and petroleum products, gas, coal), rolled steel, ferrous and nonferrous metals and minerals. The greater part of Russian exports belongs to oil and petroleum products. Other leading exports are natural gas, timber, fertilizers, machinery and equipment, armaments.”

Exactly none of which do we need to import from them nor do we need to assist them in any competition against actual American businesses.

https://www.advantour.com/russia/economy/trade.htm

Nice business oriented tours to all points East. Go check out the sweatshops and dream of riches.
 

hotrodharley

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“The top (USA) import categories (2-digit HS) in 2018 were: mineral fuels ($10 billion), iron and steel ($2.8 billion), precious metal and stone (platinum) ($1.6 billion), aluminum ($929 million), and fertilizers ($923 million). U.S. total imports of agricultural products from Russia totaled $49 million in 2018.Aug 22, 2012”

FUELS! Oil! LNG! Yeah, buddy. The universal language.
 

hotrodharley

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“RUSSIA
Russia ranked No. 28 in total trade value through June with a total of $13.76 billion. Exports totaled $3.27 billion and Imports totaled $10.5 billion, a deficit of $7.23 billion.”

These are OUR trade partners ranked. So 27 other countries buy more from us but fuck everything we need Russia in the G7,

Putin’s cunt Donald Chump.

https://www.ustradenumbers.com/country/russia/

I guess Putey getting to us for $7.23 billion is cool. What’s the cutoff amount for Chump before it goes from okay to “They’re fucking us and it’s got to stop now!”
 

DIY-HP-LED

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“Russian main exports are energy (oil and petroleum products, gas, coal), rolled steel, ferrous and nonferrous metals and minerals. The greater part of Russian exports belongs to oil and petroleum products. Other leading exports are natural gas, timber, fertilizers, machinery and equipment, armaments.”

Exactly none of which do we need to import from them nor do we need to assist them in any competition against actual American businesses.

https://www.advantour.com/russia/economy/trade.htm

Nice business oriented tours to all points East. Go check out the sweatshops and dream of riches.
Apparently they are selling a lot more soybeans to China now, displacing US sources, I wonder why?
 

DIY-HP-LED

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Climate change denial and war in the middle east drive up the price of oil benefiting Russia. Russia was behind the hacking in "climate gate" a few years ago that changed public opinion on climate change with fake news and a phony "scandal". Donald has been laundering money for Russian oligarchs for years, they also have kompromat on him from his many visits to Russia and his stays in "movie studio" hotel rooms with young hookers. These guys aren't stupid, they wouldn't trust Donald with their money without some form of "insurance". In Russia an impulsive hedonistic idiot like Donald would have been putty in their hands and a high priority target, they know a sociopath when they see one. No drugs to loosen his inhibitions would be required either, since he has none. Putin owns Donald alright and it's as plain as the nose on your face. I figure there will be evidence of it forth coming at a later date, maybe they will indict him for it when Uncle Sam shits him out like a bad case of food poisoning.

If he loses the election I believe there is a very real possibility he will flee to Moscow on AF1 before the inauguration. The post election speculation in the media on his fate will be intense then, the lame duck congress might have to impeach him. Donald will be going nuts and looking for a way out, he knows he's going to prison so a run to Moscow is possible, who could stop him? Vlad dare not refuse him until Donald gives him the nuclear biscuit, they might have to shoot the military guy with the football though.

I wonder how long the plane will be sitting in Moscow before they give it back...

I can just imagine the reaction of Mitch McConnell and the GOP if Donald ran to Russia claiming a "deep state coup", leaving them holding the bag... Moscow Mitch indeed!

Talk about talking points!
 
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hotrodharley

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Climate change denial and war in the middle east drive up the price of oil benefiting Russia. Russia was behind the hacking in "climate gate" a few years ago that changed public opinion on climate change with fake news and a phony "scandal". Donald has been laundering money for Russian oligarchs for years, they also have kompromat on him from his many visits to Russia and his stays in "movie studio" hotel rooms with young hookers. These guys aren't stupid, they wouldn't trust Donald with their money without some form of "insurance". In Russia an impulsive hedonistic idiot like Donald would have been putty in their hands and a high priority target, they know a sociopath when they see one. No drugs to loosen his inhibitions would be required either, since he has none. Putin owns Donald alright and it's as plain as the nose on your face. I figure there will be evidence of it forth coming at a later date, maybe they will indict him for it when Uncle Sam shits him out like a bad case of food poisoning.

If he loses the election I believe there is a very real possibility he will flee to Moscow on AF1 before the inauguration. The post election speculation in the media on his fate will be intense then, the lame duck congress might have to impeach him. Donald will be going nuts and looking for a way out, he knows he's going to prison so a run to Moscow is possible, who could stop him? Vlad dare not refuse him until Donald gives him the nuclear biscuit, they might have to shoot the military guy with the football though.

I wonder how long the plane will be sitting in Moscow before they give it back...

I can just imagine the reaction of Mitch McConnell and the GOP if Donald ran to Russia claiming a "deep state coup", leaving them holding the bag...

Talk about talking points!
Not only could I believe that scenario but could picture his entire clan in tow. Along with a cadre of the nutcakes he has advising him. Still wondering what happened to The Walrus. Talk about being either deep underground up to no good or on Chump’s shit list. Like everyone else.
 

DIY-HP-LED

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Not only could I believe that scenario but could picture his entire clan in tow. Along with a cadre of the nutcakes he has advising him. Still wondering what happened to The Walrus. Talk about being either deep underground up to no good or on Chump’s shit list. Like everyone else.
With Donald truth is stranger than fiction, everybody keeps saying, "Ya can't make this shit up", so anything is possible. A run to Moscow is logical, but Donald is anything but logical, it's the only way out for him if Vlad wants him and can take the heat. Donald could do propaganda broadcasts like axis Sally or Lord Hawhaw for Vlad and tell his base via twitter about the deep state coup and rigged election, RT could give him his very own show.

Uncle Sam's nightmare could end several ways, none of them good, Donald running to Moscow as an open traitor would remove any doubt and might be for the best. The GOP would be fucked, but many of the base will remain loyal to Trump, a 5th column in America, don't figure MAGA hats will be very popular then though. They will probably raise statues to Trump in the south (gold plated, not bronze), just like they did for all the other racist traitors...
 
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