Random Jabber Jibber thread

[srh88]

I just think their calculations are totally off. The pipe has been the same since 1987.

Maybe your calculations are off from all that marijuana! Just kidding. But yeah most likely on their end.

 

[cannabineer]

Log Splitter

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[tyler.durden]

Love Jack White...

 

[ANC]

 

[Chunky Stool]

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[The Outdoorsman 101]

 

[cannabineer]

Toke N Tank

 

[srh88]

Love Jack White...

I like icky thump. Never got into the white stripes but I do like one jack white song a lot

 

[kmog33]

When you’re in a group convo with your mom and her response to the prior comment lags so long it looks like she’s cheering for weed

 

[raratt]

Did the math on the city's new calculations of my "water usage". They are saying I used 101 K gallons of water in a month. The US avg per year is 107 K per year. Typically usage is 80-100 gals per person per day, so that would make 9 K gallons per month for our house. We didn't use it water outside for that month. Oh hell no...

 

[jerryb73]

Did the math on the city's new calculations of my "water usage". They are saying I used 101 K gallons of water in a month. The US avg per year is 107 K per year. Typically usage is 80-100 gals per person per day, so that would make 9 K gallons per month for our house. We didn't use it water outside for that month. Oh hell no...

Damn bro how many plants you got.lol

 

[raratt]

Damn bro how many plants you got.lol

If I flooded my whole yard to raise rice in it I don't think I would use that much.

 

[Singlemalt]

Did the math on the city's new calculations of my "water usage". They are saying I used 101 K gallons of water in a month. The US avg per year is 107 K per year. Typically usage is 80-100 gals per person per day, so that would make 9 K gallons per month for our house. We didn't use it water outside for that month. Oh hell no...

So what dollar amount do they charge for 101K gal of H2O?

 

[raratt]

So what dollar amount do they charge for 101K gal of H2O?

Typically I pay $46 a month because I never exceed the base amount of 12 units of 748 gallons. Every unit above that is $2.30. The bill changed up to $60 and the yard didn't get watered.

 

[mysunnyboy]

Fragile

 

[mysunnyboy]

 

[Chunky Stool]

Pretty sure the camera guy tapped that ass a few mins earlier...

 

[The Outdoorsman 101]

 

[cannabineer]

That was cool. Escalator dude cracked me up.

 

[lokie]

Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring
By Ben Cost
December 26, 2019 | 12:28pm | Updated

Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring

Getting inked with your wife’s image is typically a pictorial proclamation of love.

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James McGraw, 40, a window cleaner from Portsmouth, wanted revenge on his wife Kelly for giving him a shoddy haircut as a goof. That’s why the jokester got a tattoo depicting his better half passed out on a plane with her mouth agape while he gleefully mocks her.
The trolling portrait is an exact replica of a sneaky cellphone pic snapped by the mischievousness hubby.

Fortunately, it seems James will live happily ever after. Kelly has since come around to the joke, even admitting to the Sun that she now can’t look at the picture without laughing.



However, James better not let his guard down. “I’ll think of something to get him back, but it’s going to have to be really, really bad to top that,” Kelly says.