Too late, I murdered 4 of those assholes. I feel like a parent of teenagers by the end of flower. I just want them out!
What did you accomplish today?
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Laughing Grass
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Watched the dodo videos and learned that 1 in 30 people shit in the shower.
raratt
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Never had a job that included showering...???
Laughing Grass
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The last company I worked for had a gym and showers for employees. You have to assume these aren't communal showers... I think I'd be a little uncomfortable if someone was masturbating or pooping with me a shared shower.
lokie
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raratt
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Pooping in the shower is a strain...
JohnGlennsGarden
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I googled, 'shitting in the shower'.
JohnGlennsGarden
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I laughed so hard when I saw this. You're gif game is strong af, bud.
I knew it had a great name, but couldn't remember it without google.
shrxhky420
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If I were in the same shower as you, pooping would probably be the last thing on my mind. Maybe a golden shower?
SH420
DustyDuke
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I’m sitting waiting to be inducted I’m running 5 mins late the ohs bloke is having a winge employee’s need to be inducted at 7. Telling me I’m letting my boss down and said he was making notes to tell him of how unpunctual I was also called me youngin which turned me on. I told him I’m the best looking cunt my boss employees and that my boss jerks me off in the shower everyday. He looked at me like wtf is he on about
Then I said in a round about way, I am the boss, top dog, uno not duo. Your wasting my fucking time are you fucken retard. You complain about 5 mins of lateness but your rant went for 10 your time management skills are fucked. Then I said I’m takings notes of this to shove up your ass if you get in my way again, fucking silver backs. Only 4ish weeks left then my business is sold woo fucken hoo.
Then I said in a round about way, I am the boss, top dog, uno not duo. Your wasting my fucking time are you fucken retard. You complain about 5 mins of lateness but your rant went for 10 your time management skills are fucked. Then I said I’m takings notes of this to shove up your ass if you get in my way again, fucking silver backs. Only 4ish weeks left then my business is sold woo fucken hoo.
lokie
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DustyDuke
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My grandmother just got put into permanent respite care my parents had to float 250k to get her in while her apartment is sold. So there renting there house (they own it) to cover the repayments and have moved in with me. It’s an experience them moving in
Bareback
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Is this what they meant when they said I was number one
doublejj
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Bobby schmeckle
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tried going to sushi. Even told my wife to make sure the titties were out.
Me: Babe, make sure them titties are out and proud.
Her: I don't even have a good, clean bra right now...
Me: well, you're gonna have to let those birds fly dirty
Then there was a half hour wait at the sushi place because every butthole in the world is on presidents break. Usually, they woulda skipped us past the line but it was some new super-chad hostess with an aggressive man bun. I hate waiting. So we left.
I'm still pissed.
Me: Babe, make sure them titties are out and proud.
Her: I don't even have a good, clean bra right now...
Me: well, you're gonna have to let those birds fly dirty
Then there was a half hour wait at the sushi place because every butthole in the world is on presidents break. Usually, they woulda skipped us past the line but it was some new super-chad hostess with an aggressive man bun. I hate waiting. So we left.
I'm still pissed.
olegren
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Wife got me this Bob's Burgers cookbook for V-day. Fun little gift. Something to do together.
Tonight we stuffed burgers with cheese. Fried bacon. Then fried burgers in the bacon grease. Then topped those burgers with more cheese and some of the bacon.
It was fucking incredible. I'm going to have a heart attack, but it was incredible.
Tonight we stuffed burgers with cheese. Fried bacon. Then fried burgers in the bacon grease. Then topped those burgers with more cheese and some of the bacon.
It was fucking incredible. I'm going to have a heart attack, but it was incredible.
Well you harshed my buzz. Now I need more buzz. I have some extra in a frig near me.
You just broke Malt's heart, SHAME SHAME on you!
Bobby schmeckle
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The wife was not pleased. Sushi is coming. This week.
On another note, we rolled our own sushi for the first time the other day. It turned out fantastic. It's like rolling a giant joint of fish.
If you don't throw the trout back it's the BEST sushi EVAH