The ultimate form of socialistic action... hand out money! The republican way... hand out money we don't have, and pass the debt to our great grandchildren!
Who’s ready for massive unemployment
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Justin-case
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Aka nazis
Snoopy808
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Ha ha i thought it was the red calf not the orange man
UncleBuck
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Nazi is a slur!
TacoMac
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Every country on earth is carrying more debt than they could ever possibly pay.
National debt is a joke. It has been since the 70's. Nobody has ever paid it down. Nobody ever will.
blu3bird
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@UncleBuck
I think I just heard Trump say independent contractors can get in on those forgivable loans for small businesses, applications start 4/03/20
Also, when I alerted your name there was an UncleBucKKKrilla in the suggestions lol
I think I just heard Trump say independent contractors can get in on those forgivable loans for small businesses, applications start 4/03/20
Also, when I alerted your name there was an UncleBucKKKrilla in the suggestions lol
UncleBuck
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Imma try to get me some pandemic unemployment assistance along with my stimulus check
I’ll be out of work for a month before this is over. Tried to sell a truck to make up for some of the income loss and not a single bite. Usually get about 20in a day
trying to sell a full face and half mask respirator now
UncleBuck
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I just checked it out and I qualify
all I have to do is borrow the money (I’d get about $10,000), pay it to myself as weekly payroll, and they’d forgive the loan
LOL I like this regime’s utter incompetence. I’m gonna do this and try to collect pandemic unemployment assistance too
free money to stay home. Awesome
all I have to do is borrow the money (I’d get about $10,000), pay it to myself as weekly payroll, and they’d forgive the loan
LOL I like this regime’s utter incompetence. I’m gonna do this and try to collect pandemic unemployment assistance too
free money to stay home. Awesome
DIY-HP-LED
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Don't tell em you were infected!
Good luck and selling the mask should not be a problem. Many millions are in the same boat, and though it is of little solace, it does generate a lot of heat under the government's ass.
blu3bird
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I'd be on top of that loan app, like 12:01am on Friday. That loan money is probably going to be gone fast.
Hopefully you can get it and you won't have to sell any of your belongings
Good luck
UncleBuck
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londonfog
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Damn and you say you have a business, but seek unemployment assistance. LOL . I called it right when I said you are a day laborer. So much for the rich wife as you two await for that stimulus check. Only a broke fool would believe anything you say. You lie guy. Should have voted for Bernie, he would have done more for your dumb ass.
UncleBuck
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I don’t like to use my wife’s money if I don’t have to
I’m gonna take trumps $1200 stimulus, $10000 free loan, and any unemployment I can get and take a long break from work. Home life is good and the quarantine sex is just fucking awesome
When the free money starts to run out I’ll go back to work and vote for biden
londonfog
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LOL right. says the guy who does not even understand how a S-Corp works. And far as your wife's money you pretty told how much she has when you let it out how much she pays ACA. I pay the fuck attention. How do you file on your taxes ?
TacoMac
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If you think that deal is good, you should see what large corporations are getting.
Cruise lines are going to get 6 billion dollars and their ships aren't even registered in the United States so they pay no taxes.
WINNING!!!
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UncleBuck
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I fully understand that your s corp idea is illegal and tax evasion.
UncleBuck
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This regime is so stupid
there is no reason cruise ships deserve a bailout, they are not even registered with the United States Nor do they abide by our labor laws
and there is no reason to give me money to sit at home. But if it’s there, we’ve just gotta take it
trump is such a retard
londonfog
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Explain what part of this is illegal. @TacoMac agree so he can help. I need the lol.
Set up a S corporation for self. have your clients or customers now pay the corporation instead of you. begin withdrawing a salary ( earned income) from the corporation . not a full salary 50-60 percent then pay yourself the other 50-40 in dividends ( unearned income ). self-employment tax applies only to earned income.
you are then eligible to deduct half of your self-employment taxes from your federal taxable income.