"essential employees"

[TreeFarmerCharlie]

I would apologize with massive insincerity but very prettily

Make that 4 times

 

[cannabineer]

I'm thinking he wants to sell me some blankets

I don’t stock blankets that’ll do for weaponized wops.

 

[cannabineer]

Make that 4 times

Behold the raw virtue of my flourish

 

[Singlemalt]

Behold the raw virtue of my flourish

 

[shrxhky420]

That is now the 3rd word or phrase you’ve used today that I’ve had to Google.

Get used to it

Wait, til @curious2garden shows up, her ans @Singlemalt ... the 3 of them broke my Google machine one day

SH420

 

[cannabineer]

Get used to it

Wait, til @curious2garden shows up, her ans @Singlemalt ... the 3 of them broke my Google machine one day

SH420

She has some quality there

 

[DrUgZrBaD]

First Nation=native aboriginal American

Red skin or Indian

 

[oxvirgoxo]

not a native, first nation, no my ancestors stole this great land i was born to... but since we were speaking of govt. names/ legal name it made me think of the moors that believe they can seperate themselves from their s.s # and be "sovereign citizens" im not that either btw ....just an amurikan that wants to grow my own /:

 

[neosapien]

i sent my boss an email askin her to fire me so i can collect 900$ a week unemployment she told me punch tiffany(coworker) in the face and make her bleed and shell fire me i told her ok then lil later sent her an email sayin tiffs gushin blood you might wanna call her an ambulance she responds take pics lmao so i found a pack of ketchup and told tiff to let me put it on her face but she dont wanna play along so i told her if she dont let me put ketchup on her face ima punch her in the face for real lol

That's a hoot! Aww man I was busting my sides open. Get me some pics of Tiffany.

 

[oxvirgoxo]

That's a hoot! Aww man I was busting my sides open. Get me some pics of Tiffany.

she didnt want to play along... i even offered her a baby wipe for after...i mean i found a hotsauce pack before the ketchup pack but being the nice person i am i opted not to use that cuz it might get in her eye... even tho tears would have made the photo more believable

 

[neosapien]

she didnt want to play along... i even offered her a baby wipe for after...i mean i found a hotsauce pack before the ketchup pack but being the nice person i am i opted not to use that cuz it might get in her eye... even tho tears would have made the photo more believable

Jesus Christ. Get me the goods man.

 

[oxvirgoxo]

i mean im a female also... lol

 

[neosapien]

i mean im a female also... lol

 

[cannabineer]

i mean im a female also... lol

Well then the nudes will likely have traction

Unless of course you’re coyote ugly

 

[quirk]

Even govt contractor employees are permitted to joke from time to time. I was in the USAF for 2 enlistments and there was no shortage of joking around or horseplay. Even if his supervisor said that, I'd be willing to bet they were joking, and probably laughed when they said it to make it clear it was a joke.

Do you have any insight on how military installations are handling the situation? I know damn well they didn't allow the monkey see, monkey do, panic buying to empty the commissary and exchange shelves like we civilians are dealing with, but am curious if they are allowing personnel that live on base/post off of the installation.

 

[oxvirgoxo]

hmph im not that kinda woman "hair flip"... but i am tryna finance my first grow setup soo...



lmao just kidding im not selling nudes

 

[cannabineer]

hmph im not that kinda woman "hair flip"... but i am tryna finance my first grow setup soo...



lmao just kidding im not selling nudes

the right thing to do is donate them to @neosapien

 

[TreeFarmerCharlie]

Do you have any insight on how military installations are handling the situation? I know damn well they didn't allow the monkey see, monkey do, panic buying to empty the commissary and exchange shelves like we civilians are dealing with, but am curious if they are allowing personnel that live on base/post off of the installation.

I’m not sure how they are handling it, but I’m sure they aren’t permitting any base visitors and are probably making everyone who lives in base stay in their dorms/barracks unless they are on duty. Everyone I served with either got out early or retired. I felt old when a bunch of my peers in the military started retiring.

 

[raratt]

Do you have any insight on how military installations are handling the situation? I know damn well they didn't allow the monkey see, monkey do, panic buying to empty the commissary and exchange shelves like we civilians are dealing with, but am curious if they are allowing personnel that live on base/post off of the installation.

Yes, and they haven't implemented any limits on TP sales for some stupid reason. The meat shelves were bare last time I went there. Edit: Each base has their own limitations determined by the base commander.

 

[oxvirgoxo]

I’m not sure how they are handling it, but I’m sure they aren’t permitting any base visitors and are probably making everyone who lives in base stay in their dorms/barracks unless they are on duty. Everyone I served with either got out early or retired. I felt old when a bunch of my peers in the military started retiring.

my nephew joined the marines shortly before this started he was due to graduate bootcamp and they canceled the graduation and sent letters home saying that instead they would be shipped directly off to their reporting barracks