Covid-19

[Metasynth]

So who's gone to the bank wearing a mask and sunglasses yet?

Believe me...lol

If my moral compass wasn't stuck on North There is a lot of money to be made by the smarter criminals right now.

Although, the police don't have shit to do either, so you better be smart about your crimes.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

So who's gone to the bank wearing a mask and sunglasses yet?

Only the drive in windows are open. They don't believe you when you say give me all your money at the drive in.

 

[srh88]

Only the drive in windows are open. They don't believe you when you say give me all your money at the drive in.

They do when you send a vibrating dildo and a valentines card through the air canister thing

 

[jerryb73]

They do when you send a vibrating dildo and a valentines card through the air canister thing

Speaks from experience...

 

[Milovan1]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Only the drive in windows are open. They don't believe you when you say give me all your money at the drive in.

Worked at a bank years ago & a dude drove up to the window, placed a box in the drawer - teller pulls it in & he says "it's a bomb, fill the drawer with cash". She tells him the she can't get anything else in the drawer, shoves it back outside & says "take it out so I can fill the drawer".

Dumb ass does so, she yanks the drawer back in, drops below the bullet proof glass & hit's the "red button".


He didn't get rich that day.

 

[Singlemalt]

So who's gone to the bank wearing a mask and sunglasses yet?

Raises hand

 

[srh88]

Raises hand

I'm talking about after covid. Not during your time in the bloods

 

[Singlemalt]

I'm talking about after covid. Not during your time in the bloods

Yeah,after covid. It was confusing, everyone had masks on even the damned guard and tellers. The guard stood by door to let you in and wouldn't if you didn't have a mask on. I thought it was a trap so I behaved

 

[raratt]

We should really reduce the amount of meat we eat.

Meh.

 

[raratt]

Got a letter from the IRS with the header saying White House. It told me I was sent my stimulus check because of the person who signed the legislation sent to him. He even graced the letter with his sharpie chicken scrawl. I'm trying hard to keep this non political.

 

[raratt]

Got a letter from the IRS with the header saying White House. It told me I was sent my stimulus check because of the person who signed the legislation sent to him. He even graced the letter with his sharpie chicken scrawl. I'm trying hard to keep this non political.

I f'ing burned it.

 

[Metasynth]

I f'ing burned it.

I hope you didnt waste the chance to wipe your ass with it first, I hear TP is in short supply

 

[shrxhky420]

Got a letter from the IRS with the header saying White House. It told me I was sent my stimulus check because of the person who signed the legislation sent to him. He even graced the letter with his sharpie chicken scrawl. I'm trying hard to keep this non political.

I didn't even read it. I heard a letter was going out. Once I saw it, i got nauseous ripped it up and tossed it... should've burnt the mother fucker

SH420

 

[Metasynth]

I didn't even read it. I heard a letter was going out. Once I saw it, i got nauseous ripped it up and tossed it... should've burnt the mother fucker

SH420

Or...wiped your ass with it, then burn it

 

[shrxhky420]

I hope you didnt waste the chance to wipe your ass with it first, I hear TP is in short supply

I wouldn't taint (hehe, taint) my ass with that fucker, nor would I grace him with my dirty butthole

SH420

 

[raratt]

I hope you didnt waste the chance to wipe your ass with it first, I hear TP is in short supply

I honestly thought about it, but after using single ply for awhile, and not wanting that anywhere near any orifice, I decided burning was the best option.

 

[doublejj]

So who's gone to the bank wearing a mask and sunglasses yet?

i have.....

 

[srh88]

 

[doublejj]

Plenty of cattle around here, I know a butcher that does whole beef...

I have a bear raging our trash on the farm.....I was watering the veggie garden today and I could hear a large animal moving thru the brush nearby. I never saw him though.