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Do you ever eat the fish you catch? I could really go for a beer battered fish fry.

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Do you ever eat the fish you catch? I could really go for a beer battered fish fry.

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No. I think trout taste like wet paper towel. Bass are even worse.

If I’m back home in San Diego and catch a salt water fish—- ABSOLUTELY I eat it.

Last night I shaved off all of my beard but left the mustache. I must warn you. If anything is going to convert you, it’s this mustache.

When my wife saw it she put on lingerie. Not even joking. ;)
 
No. I think trout taste like wet paper towel. Bass are even worse.

If I’m back home in San Diego and catch a salt water fish—- ABSOLUTELY I eat it.

Last night I shaved off all of my beard but left the mustache. I must warn you. If anything is going to convert you, it’s this mustache.

When my wife saw it she put on lingerie. Not even joking. ;)

Fake mustache FTW

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No. I think trout taste like wet paper towel. Bass are even worse.

If I’m back home in San Diego and catch a salt water fish—- ABSOLUTELY I eat it.

Last night I shaved off all of my beard but left the mustache. I must warn you. If anything is going to convert you, it’s this mustache.

When my wife saw it she put on lingerie. Not even joking. ;)

Good I thought it was some moral issue with eating delicious fish.
 
Do you know WHY I’ve had sex with exactly 3 lesbians?

It’s called “irrational persistence”.

Roughly 2% of lesbian women are the tiniest bit curious what a meat sword feels like. The other 1% get so annoyed with my unrelenting propositions they finally say “ok, go Ahead. Bang away.”

It’s a numbers game, my boy.

Now, LG is neither of these types of lesbians but I have to keep my game sharp and she’s fantastic to practice on.
 
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