Rate your Penis

CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO

Well-Known Member
Certainly! You see, many men often wonder how their penises compare to other men. Seeing other penises mostly in pornography is a poor judgement of a "normal" penis. And sneaking a peak at wangs in a public restroom can lead to some...uncomfortable conversations. Also, I would gather that not a very large portion of the population engages in nudism, leaving pornography as the main visual source of penises for most men.

So here I am, a former nudist who has seen hundreds (if not thousands) of normal dicks, with an uncanny ability to rate an average penis with a completely unbiased heterosexual male point of view.

This results in men here on RIU sending me, @Metasynth , pictures of their penises, and I then proceed to rate them with a completely unprejudiced and unbiased opinion. Then, I post the results on this thread.

Understand now?
Suddenly EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE



IM BUYING A TIMESHARE!!!!!!!
 

KK26

Well-Known Member
Can I use my trichome loupe?
Anything but I do appreciate a good cock and I think I could say the same for @Metasynth hence his very kind offer and time for this RIU members service.

Just make sure its a clear picture for the Judge and he will give his unbiased opinion based on the countless cocks he has seen.

It's a great service I think from an individual with worldwide knowledge of penises
 

KK26

Well-Known Member
Very professional a d discreet I must say about @Metasynth

The pic is sent and inspection is u dertaken and the conversation is closed.

Awaiting results

I'd urge all to partake for service and professionalism alone as well as all the other benefits/doubts
 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member
what if we had our own island?....
;)
 
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