Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[hyphyjoose]

good morning fellow wakebakers..i got head last night! it was funny. it happened behind a Target in a parking lot. she was going at it and than about 8 mins in this HUGE ass truck pulled in with HID foglights and high beams..dude snuck up next to my car, parked right in front of my door (imagine sitting in ur driver seat and someone to your left parks their car facing your driver door..) and he turned on all his high beams at once@! scared the fuck out of her, she looked like a deer caught in the headlights..it was hilarious cuz my manhood was in her mouth and she was trying to talk..we left after that tho.

i reallllly want to get head while i smoke a blunt, that must feel amazing..

 

[korvette1977]

good morning fellow wakebakers..i got head last night! it was funny. it happened behind a Target in a parking lot. she was going at it and than about 8 mins in this HUGE ass truck pulled in with HID foglights and high beams..dude snuck up next to my car, parked right in front of my door (imagine sitting in ur driver seat and someone to your left parks their car facing your driver door..) and he turned on all his high beams at once@! scared the fuck out of her, she looked like a deer caught in the headlights..it was hilarious cuz my manhood was in her mouth and she was trying to talk..we left after that tho.

i reallllly want to get head while i smoke a blunt, that must feel amazing..

Now that I know this my day is complete

 

[Twistyman]

I had a similar incident.. we were out in the woods (younger days)..I was muff..well I looked like I was trying to crawl back into the womb... so I hear this twig snap I look up and see a family (2 parents, 3 kids and gramps) staring at us...my girlfriend tried to sit up but I was having nothing to do with that..so I just buried my head and waited for them to leave..... talk about a mood killer....

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Mine too, like I really care about some random dude getting head behind a target store, can you say hooker?

Now that I know this my day is complete

 

[Impulse13]

Morning gents =).. ladies.. not baked yet but rolling as we speak ^_^.. some good dank... time to watc hanother cartoon and laugh my ass off.. rofl

 

[korvette1977]

Mine too, like I really care about some random dude getting head behind a target store, can you say hooker?

I wonder if she is the type he will take home to momma ... ?

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I wonder how many teeth she has, "one two, skip a few, three four, ain't got no more......."

 

[korvette1977]

I wonder how many teeth she has, "one two, skip a few, three four, ain't got no more......."

Thats just wrong ,, Ive Heard that some Lot Lizards are Nice Girls ...

 

[misshestermoffitt]

But the ones with all their teeth tend to be cops......

You've heard that saying "shes so pretty she must be a cop"

 

[korvette1977]

But the ones with all their teeth tend to be cops......

You've heard that saying "shes so pretty she must be a cop"

I'll take your word for it ,,, The ones without teeth offer GUMBYS

 

[Twistyman]

What's she mumbling about ??????

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Some loser at the top of the last page talking about his blowjob last night, first we didnt care, then we decided to mock the whole scenerio.

 

[korvette1977]

Bow Chicka Bow Wow ...

 

[misshestermoffitt]

What is your take on this Kaylee Anthony that is missing in Florida? Just asking because they are talking about it on CNN right now. I think the mom killed the little girl because she got in the way of her party lifestyle. How sad, what a bitch, she should be shot !!!

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

I dunno, I think the whole thing stinks to high heaven, the mom was lying too, she said she hadn't heard anything then the phone call was aired and she was sayin she DID know Kaylee was missing long before she started to raise a fuss. First she practically fingers her daughter, then she starts lying. WHole thing is a big mess.

I think the girl died, tho whether or not it was an accident would be in question. We ain't gonna get a strait answer from the family, we autta see that now.

I did think it bizarre that they could try someone for murder with no body, weapon, or any other physical evidence. Scary.




As far as the blow job guy, poor guy needs to pay for alot more.

 

[Sunnysideup]

Caylees mom did it....they found dna in the trunk of her car and she has mental issues.
It is pretty clear that she killed her daughter, to me atleast....then again I was convinced Dale Fullwood killed little Coral Rose Fullwood, the whole community here thought he killed her...we just got a dna match in that case and he didn't do it...I still hate him and hope he gets fucked in the ass daily in jail...he is a pedophile and a piece of shit...I think everyone in this town knows I hate him...but, yeah I do think Caylees mother killed her. She will talk sooner or later, my guess more later though.

 

[NLseeker]

I don't think her kid is dead. She is being too casual about the whole thing. Based on her supposed financial problems, I wouldn't be surprised if the child was sold.

I am not sure if she is party animal ? I couldn't find the picture of her with her flapjacks sticking out...

 

[Sunnysideup]

that thought crossed my mind too....she sold her...but then they found that dna in the trunk of her car, I don't know. It doesn't look good.

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

That is what my hubby thought too, was that she sold the child.


Either way, she is a liar and if she REALLY doesn't have anything to hide she mite start by telling, I don't know, the TRUTH?

Course, it ain't like duckin the truth is some kind of national pastime......

 

[Sunnysideup]

I know her friend wanted to adopt Caylee and she agreed at one point.
Then the friend said she abruptly changed her mind, which leads me to believe that she found a way of selling her. Then they announce they found Caylees DNA in the trunk...I don't know, I hope that little girl is okay but my gut tells me she is gone.