Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

ALX420

Well-Known Member
after my wake and bake this morning i couldnt figure out why the remote control for the t.v. didnt work.

it was set to v.c.r.

dont you hate when that happens?
 

Sunnysideup

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Metal in the microwave is terrible, it sounds like the whole thing is going to explode.
I blew up my vacuum today....It made a real loud BOOM and then a spit of fire and then it died:( Now, I hate that....

Just dropped my Dad off at his hotel and I am baking before we go to dinner...So this is my Wake n Bake mid day break:)
 

FluffyToke

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lol, no one knows that inanimate objects can die. clearly your vacuum cried for help, then spat fire in anger and died. :3
 

ALX420

Well-Known Member
Metal in the microwave is terrible, it sounds like the whole thing is going to explode.
I blew up my vacuum today....It made a real loud BOOM and then a spit of fire and then it died:( Now, I hate that....

Just dropped my Dad off at his hotel and I am baking before we go to dinner...So this is my Wake n Bake mid day break:)
ask your dad to lift you a new vacuum.
 

puffdamagikdragon

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(bashful) Sorry, Chiceh, for letting things getting steamed on your thread. Please forgive me. (Beatings are ok, just PLEEZE tie me up first, so I can get SOMETHING outta it).


Oh, for the record, tho. I AM A CHIC. Jeesh.

Now then, I have just recently gotten back from TRYIN to hook up, waste of fuckin time. Maybe my gangsta will come thru, I HOPE so.

My kids have kids over. I am overrun by rugrats and nose miners, HELP!!!!!!! And no weed, (sobbing sound)......


Oh, one story about being so high....... I answered the phone, cuddn't undestand why his voice was so faint and hard to hear, then my brother turned the phone over for me, I had the mouthpart in my ear. Silly ol' dragon.
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
(bashful) Sorry, Chiceh, for letting things getting steamed on your thread. Please forgive me. (Beatings are ok, just PLEEZE tie me up first, so I can get SOMETHING outta it).


Oh, for the record, tho. I AM A CHIC. Jeesh.

Now then, I have just recently gotten back from TRYIN to hook up, waste of fuckin time. Maybe my gangsta will come thru, I HOPE so.

My kids have kids over. I am overrun by rugrats and nose miners, HELP!!!!!!! And no weed, (sobbing sound)......


Oh, one story about being so high....... I answered the phone, cuddn't undestand why his voice was so faint and hard to hear, then my brother turned the phone over for me, I had the mouthpart in my ear. Silly ol' dragon.
No worries about the thread, I took care of it. :mrgreen::peace:
Can I still tie you up though?, lol. :hump::mrgreen:
 

Twistyman

Well-Known Member
(bashful) Sorry, Chiceh, for letting things getting steamed on your thread. Please forgive me. (Beatings are ok, just PLEEZE tie me up first, so I can get SOMETHING outta it).
Oh, for the record, tho. I AM A CHIC. Jeesh.
Now then, I have just recently gotten back from TRYIN to hook up, waste of fuckin time. Maybe my gangsta will come thru, I HOPE so.
My kids have kids over. I am overrun by rugrats and nose miners, HELP!!!!!!! And no weed, (sobbing sound)......
Oh, one story about being so high....... I answered the phone, cuddn't undestand why his voice was so faint and hard to hear, then my brother turned the phone over for me, I had the mouthpart in my ear. Silly ol' dragon.

Lol.... beating... I just had the girl down the hall pop in with twistables.. God love her..kiss-ass

<3 forgiveness.
T'is a virtue...:peace:
 

puffdamagikdragon

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Rippin Korn CD as we speak, so awesome.

Chiceh- PLEEZE!!!!!!! Can't help I am a freak, ya know. And, if you could, can you wear a little strap outfit, maybe something with a whip? PLEEZE????


Twisty- I am really happy for you. Seems my gansta gonna come thru for me, tho it mite be awhile....... Waitin and waitin and waitin, Im gonna be fucked if she starts stuffin coke up her nose (shuddn't speak like that, ain't like I never did it) and I hafta wait till tomarrow. Is there a BBB for drug dealers?:mrgreen: Perhaps we should start one here?

I am such a sick puppy. I need therapy, but I go thru them (therapists) like books of papers.
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
Wow, I didn't know that guy was going to get so bent about me joking about his target bj. Sorry Chiceh, I didn't expect such a childish reaction. Jeez.......

Thanks for the defense Puff, some people, damn.....


Twisty, Vette if off on his weekend of Lasagne serving and hotel sex. I'm sure he'll be back around tomorrow night or Monday morning.
 

puffdamagikdragon

Well-Known Member
Will black leather work for you? :weed:
Chiceh, you are SUCH a tease. Gettin me all hot and bothered and all.


Black leather is DA SHYT! And I bet you would whip me good.

Bad dragon, bad dragon. And you look mahvelous, btw.





Miss Hester- Anytime, baby. You got a dragon on your side, there is no turnin back now.


Oh, and I am NOW in the process of ripping the Gorillaz. Yeahhhhh.
 
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