Covid-19

[Chunky Stool]

Woman walks up to the front of my house when I was bringing the mail in. Has her kids with her, none of them has masks on and wants to hand me a flyer from the Baptist church. I told her no thanks and asked why she wasn't wearing a mask, from a safe distance. I got no answer. I know there are references to a plague in the bible.

What if god sent her to kill you?

 

[_Outdoorsman_]

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Hey, you guys remember the old days when one was comfortable with an 8 pack of toilet paper?

I wonder when those days will return???

Can I bum a roll? Remember using leaves in the woods? Uncle wiped his ass with poison oak one time

 

[DarkWeb]

Can I bum a roll? Remember using leaves in the woods? Uncle wiped his ass with poison oak one time

You do know they make a dry bag just the right size for tp

 

[hillbill]

You do know they make a dry bag just the right size for tp

Folgers Black Silk containers or any others are great for camping or toilet paper in the boat and double as a piss can if needed

 

[curious2garden]

Folgers Black Silk containers or any others are great for camping or toilet paper in the boat and double as a piss can if needed

For years I called MJB coffee MJPee.

 

[Singlemalt]

Californeos, who else just got the emergency cell phone alert about Covid?
12:02 the phone screeches like an amber alert; it's our new lockdown order. lol

 

[curious2garden]

Californeos, who else just got the emergency cell phone alert about Covid?
12:02 the phone screeches like an amber alert; it's our new lockdown order. lol

Yup, which reminds me I need to turn those fuckers off, thanks.

 

[cannabineer]

Californeos, who else just got the emergency cell phone alert about Covid?
12:02 the phone screeches like an amber alert; it's our new lockdown order. lol

made Paulie growl with excessive klaxon

~edit~ I will utter the unutterable to the wardens of iOS.

 

[Singlemalt]

2 days late

 

[raratt]

“I hear we’re close to 15 percent. I’m hearing that, and that’s terrific,” Trump said of the percentage of Americans who have contracted COVID-19.

 

[BudmanTX]

“I hear we’re close to 15 percent. I’m hearing that, and that’s terrific,” Trump said of the percentage of Americans who have contracted COVID-19.

that right there deserves this

 

[H G Griffin]

The horse is out and been galloping down the road for months, but our moron premier has finally closed the barn doors.

The Alberta government will order the closure of all casinos and gyms, ban dine-in service at restaurants and bars, and impose a mandatory provincewide mask requirement under new restrictions aimed at curbing the province's soaring COVID-19 infection rates, a leaked internal government document obtained by CBC News shows.

The province will also ban all outdoor and indoor social gatherings, and impose mandatory work-from-home measures, the document says.
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The document says the mandatory restrictions will be in place for at least four weeks.
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Retail businesses, as of Sunday, will be allowed to remain open but must reduce capacity to 15 per cent of the occupancy allowed under the fire code. Places of worship will face the same restriction.

Other new measures taking effect at midnight Sunday include the closure of all:

• Restaurants, pubs, bars, lounges and cafes to in-person service. Only takeout, curbside pickup and delivery services will be permitted.
• Casinos, bingo halls, gaming entertainment centres, racing entertainment centres, horse tracks, raceways, bowling alleys, pool halls, legions and private clubs.
• Recreational facilities such as fitness centres, recreation centres, pools, spas, gyms, studios, camps, indoor rinks and arenas.
• Libraries, science centres, interpretive centres, museums, galleries, amusement parks and water parks.
• Businesses offering personal and wellness services such as hair salons, nail salons, tattoo parlours and massage businesses.

Funerals and wedding ceremonies will be limited to 10 people.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/covid-alberta-briefing-hinshaw-kenney-1.5832682

 

[tyler.durden]

Guiliani has, 'no temperature.' Not 'no fever'. No temperature. But somehow he's doing fine. I was under the impression everything had to register some sort of temp, shows what I know...

 

[curious2garden]

“I hear we’re close to 15 percent. I’m hearing that, and that’s terrific,” Trump said of the percentage of Americans who have contracted COVID-19.

I wish we could take the Regeneron back

 

[Milovan1]

 

[tyler.durden]

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Both graphs forgot liquor, which should be a full half of the second chart...

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Guiliani has, 'no temperature.' Not 'no fever'. No temperature. But somehow he's doing fine. I was under the impression everything had to register some sort of temp, shows what I know...

The 'no temp.' is when he's in the coffin during daylight hours.

He of course has a temp. when he flies out at night like any other bat. You'd think he'd have natural immunity.

 

[smoothJoe]

We should be getting our vaccine jabs within the next few weeks hopefully in uk

Anyone needs some of my superman blood gimme a shout

 

[curious2garden]

Both graphs forgot liquor, which should be a full half of the second chart...

My guess is it's lumped under groceries under new, politically correct, charts.

 

[curious2garden]

VRBPAC December 10, 2020 Meeting Announcement

This is the CBER Vaccines and Related Biological Products Advisory Committee December 10, 2020 Meeting Announcement.

www.fda.gov

The link to the livestream is on this page.