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lokie

lokie

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Rewerb said:
Is there a cue phrase that one needs to drop (a-la secret Masonic handshake), or a queue that one needs to join in order to to be pummelled senseless by the regulars here once allowed (drip-fed) into the blast-furnace on sunni's behest??

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Does "Whip me, beat me, spank me, make me write cheques" come anywhere close enough??
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cannabineer

cannabineer

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DCcan said:
I get beaten with a cudgel made from an old Thesaurus regularly here. Sometimes they hit you with anagrams or poke you with sharp 4 syllable words, but only for entertainment.
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It’s actually made from boiled thesaurus hide (dermis, integument, leather) from the end with the spikes (projections, points, processes, protrusions). Otherwise nobody could (operate, lift, swing, wield, use) it.

 
raratt

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Called the mortgage company about my payments not showing up. Opened up the statement while talking to the dude and the extra principle payments were right in front of me. :shock: Ratt should not check bank statements after sudsing all evening... At least I refrained from being an ass while talking to the dude.
 
Rewerb

Rewerb

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lokie said:
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The denoument would seem to suggest to me that anything with a phallic reference is appropriate.

tyler.durden said:
If you need to ask, you didn't make the list. However, your post is clever and shows potential, so I'll put in a good word and we'll see what we can do ;)
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Would photo's of my arse clad only in crinkly silk boxer shorts help pave the way, or would that be a tenuous course fraught with danger?:p
 
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