how has cancel culture ruined your life

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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I pissed off my "office Karen" real bad today. I was playing a Mike Lindell interview on 1100 AM - "the Flag!". Somebody heard it and asked "who the hell is that". I replied "My Pillow founder and former crack-vaccuum, Mike Lindell".

She said "what did you say about him?"

I said, "he founded MyPillow, the world's most overrated pillow".

She snapped back, "no its not, I have one and I love it. What else did you say about him?"

I answered, "of course you do. I merely stated that he was such a crackhead that his own crack dealers held an intervention."

"Thats a lie!" She literally screamed.

While I was laughing, a couple co-workers explained that the source of this lie was Lindell himself who wrote about it in his biography and frequently talks about it in interviews. She said, "well I don't believe it!"

I asked, "but you believe he has proof that Trump won the election?" And she screamed, "HE DOES!"

I nearly peed myself laughing.

It was a lot of fun.

She and I have locked horns because I play the BBC news daily. She complains that it is propaganda. So she started playing right wing podcasts - which i fucking love. But apparently if I play them, it drives her over the edge.

Geez, you used to be able to play the news at work before these snowflakes and their cancel culture.

Thanks Obama.
 
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schuylaar

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Unclebaldrick said:
I pissed off my "office Karen" real bad today. I was playing a Mike Lindell interview on 1100 AM - "the Flag!". Somebody heard it and asked "who the hell is that". I replied "My Pillow founder and former crack-vaccuum, Mike Lindell".

She said "what did you say about him?"

I said, "he founded MyPillow, the world's most overrated pillow".

She snapped back, "no its not, I have one and I love it. What else did you say about him?"

I answered, "of course you do. I merely stated that he was such a crackhead that his own crack dealers held an intervention."

"Thats a lie!" She literally screamed.

While I was laughing, a couple co-workers explained that the source of this lie was Lindell himself who wrote about it in his biography and frequently talks about it in interviews. She said, "well I don't believe it!"

I asked, "but you believe he has proof that Trump won the election?" And she screamed, "HE DOES!"

I nearly peed myself laughing.

It was a lot of fun.

She and I have locked horns because I play the BBC news daily. She complains that it is propaganda. So she started playing right wing podcasts - which i fucking love. But apparently if I play them, it drives her over the edge.

Geez, you used to be able to play the news at work before these snowflakes and their cancel culture.

Thanks Obama.
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i've been keeping up with this and couldn't wait for next installment. thank you!:hug:
 
injinji

injinji

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Back in the summer before we stopped going out, I was eating supper with some of the wife's friends. An older man was talking about BLM protesters tearing down statues, erasing history, etc,etc. I told him I understood exactly what he was saying. That if you remove all the monuments to white supremacy, how were black folks going to know their place? It got so quiet you could hear when the wife kicked me under the table.
 
xtsho

xtsho

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Fred Meyers One Stop Shopping canceled their in-store Rewards card cash back program. I used to get about a $20 cash credit every three months for shopping there. Now they just send me coupons for free things like cream cheese and crackers. Before I could spend that reward on anything I wanted. I wish they hadn't canceled it. I don't care for cream cheese.
 
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PizzaMan5000

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I got accused of sexually harassing a girl I didn't talk to. Turns out she was out in my area.... After three formal complaints in previous areas.
she had aspergers or something, no social intelligence... A weird [hideous] girl I would never have ANY sexual interest in.
she would accuse female bosses of harassment, and the best looking guys from each department of sexual harassment. Me and my buddy got walked up front, but not to HR... My boss was the one who cleared our names.

did they ever consider she was the problem???

this is so common nowadays.... Just dump the habitual accusers in a new department.

I got my revenge. She was new and inexperienced.... We watched her drown on the assembly line for every second for the rest of the week. Not a word from any of us. Just stop the line until She catches up..... Then shut it down in five minutes. We could do 40 seconds of work in 20 seconds.... It took her about 45 seconds. Watching your enemy run up and down the line is incredibly satisfying.
Fuck her. Factories are toxic enough, you don't need to get people fired because you're socially awkward. You catch more flies with honey.

She will probably retire from there in 30 years. Gotta love Honda.
 
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schuylaar

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rkymtnman said:
he was racist as f'ck. but he knocked up his family's 16 yr old black maid. the boxers are just a guess
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ever notice that about trumpers? the more racist the more they're bound to have minority wife. can't tell you how many men here in CO who climb down from their horse (F150) and out comes a mexican wife right behind him.

i seriously don't get that.
 
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