tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Had lunch with my sexy married violinist gf. I hadn't seen her in months, and she looked amazing. She's been running aside from her yoga and some weights, and she was really proud of her body. She then showed me (supposedly reluctantly) a pic of her in some thong lingerie to demonstrate her tight ass. I told her that really hurt our friendship and that I'd have to go home now and masturbate. She laughed and slapped me. Afterward,I took another scooter ride to the lake, it was super windy so I was passing all the cyclists. On the way to my buddy's house I tried to squeeze between this nice car and a school bus, when the bus suddenly turned in a bit for no apparent reason. I smacked into the car, knocked off its hub cap, and the lady inside was PISSED. She called the cops and I just apologized and waited with her. She asked if I had my ID, cell phone, anything to identify me. Nope and nope, but of course I did. She called out a male co-worker who stood with us, as she worked right across the street. I charmed them both and we chatted a while as I subtly looked for a path to just bolt out of there if the urge struck. Her coworker snapped on her hub cap, and she finally got tired of waiting after about 30 minutes. She called the cops back and told them not to come. She asked where I worked and if I had any cash - Sorry, I'm unemployed but I have $10, would you like it? She looked at me with contempt and told be to be more careful. No problem, lady. Thanks for being so cool. Little Adventures in the Big City...