Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

puffdamagikdragon

Well-Known Member
Mornin.

Need weed, got a tiny pinch left and I am stuck unable to do anything now cuz of this fuckin elbow. Goin stir crazy, and now running outta weed! GahhHHHHHHH!

Grumble grumble. Can't ride, can't do anything with the horses, can't do anything that requires two hands, I need to get wasted this morning, puff puff pass, ya'll.:joint:
 

KiloBit

Well-Known Member
Mornin.

Need weed, got a tiny pinch left and I am stuck unable to do anything now cuz of this fuckin elbow. Goin stir crazy, and now running outta weed! GahhHHHHHHH!

Grumble grumble. Can't ride, can't do anything with the horses, can't do anything that requires two hands, I need to get wasted this morning, puff puff pass, ya'll.:joint:

Empathize bro. Stuck home now with bum knee, hope it gets better fast.
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
Morning wake and bakers, Sunny, how are the Oz-birds? Vette got fucked up last night :shock: there's a new one :twisted:

What happened to your elbow Puff?

Canada is sounding like a blast this morning Twisty, a blast of cold damn air :)
 

Sunnysideup

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Morning wake and bakers, Sunny, how are the Oz-birds? Vette got fucked up last night :shock: there's a new one :twisted:

What happened to your elbow Puff?

Canada is sounding like a blast this morning Twisty, a blast of cold damn air :)
Morning Miss and Puff, Buff, Kilo, Slik and everyone!
Puff and Kilo I hope you two feel better soon!

Oz and Sharon are good. Oz had my thumb in his mouth last night and I thought that was it, I was shaking....he looked up at me and he let go and said 'GOD, WHAT?' He knows! I am just going to work with them every day and make this work....I liked waking up to the chatter, I missed it.
 

korvette1977

Well-Known Member
Did a few Doses
Drank a few Bacardi and cokes
was smoking Hijack
And then about midnight I ate a Xanax
I feel like I was run over by a bus


The Xanax wipe me out
 

KiloBit

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Morning Miss and Puff, Buff, Kilo and everyone!
Puff and Kilo I hope you two feel better soon!

Oz and Sharon are good. Oz had my thumb in his mouth last night and I thought that was it, I was shaking....he looked up at me and he let go and said 'GOD, WHAT?' He knows! I am just going to work with them every day and make this work....I liked waking up to the chatter, I missed it.
Buenos dias, Hola, Guten Morgen, Dzien Dobre, feck can't think of any more, right now that is.

What up soulja.
 

puffdamagikdragon

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Kilo- Thanx, man. Hope you get better soon, too. This invalid shit sucks.

MissH- Hey, sistah. Got tendonitis, not sure, goin to the doctor tomarrow. Can't do nuttin, am a very grumpy dragon this mornin, and dont type so well with only my left hand. I make less mistakes typin drunk!



Speakin of drunk, better quiet down since Vette is hung over.
 

Sunnysideup

Well-Known Member
Do they talk to each other?
lol, yeah...well they bird talk with each other. They only talk english to humans. I have to work on Sharon's mouth....she is a cusser!!! She called me a motherfucker last night! I looked at her and said 'what did you say" and she flipped her top up and screamed "MOTHERFUCKER" and Ozzie laughed his ass off! I do have to correct the cussing, can't have that. It is all good though.
 

tryintogrow

Well-Known Member
They only talk english to humans. I have to work on Sharon's mouth....she is a cusser!!! She called me a motherfucker last night! I looked at her and said 'what did you say" and she flipped her top up and screamed "MOTHERFUCKER" and Ozzie laughed his ass off! I do have to correct the cussing, can't have that. It is all good though.

LMAO waked and BAKED
 

stunned

Green Thumb of God
I always wondered what was in this thread but never actually looked inside to find out. Now I Know.....Good Morning guys
 

puffdamagikdragon

Well-Known Member
Whussup, Stunned?

Thanx for the laugh, Sunny, I needed that. I knew a guy with an African grey who had a very naughty vocabulary, I thought it was the best.
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
Birds screaming Motherfucker, LOL No more cable TV for them.

Puff, I know all about tendonitis, my husband gets it and I do too. I know an exercise for it that helped both of us and it's free. Put your fingers all together and put a taught rubber band around them, then use your fingers to try to flex and stretch the rubber band. A doctor told my husband people get tendonitis from always gripping things but never flexing the muscles in the opposite direction. It's more of a muscle imbalance. The rubberband exercise helps to build the muscles going in the other direction. It pretty much cured both of us. If I feel it coming on again I do the exercises for a few days, I just keep the rubber band around my wrist as a reminder. Try it, when you flex you can feel it in the muscles, it's crazy but it works.
 

Twistyman

Well-Known Member
Bbbbrrrrrrrrr! But it's a dry cold, right. lol

Bro is that with the wind chill? -3 is bad ass cold.
Yeah its dry.... not a joint in sight... Oh you meant the weather.....:confused:
We have snow Again.. and last night I got FUCKED UP.. wow .. I feel numb this morning
:spew:

Mornin.
Need weed, got a tiny pinch left and I am stuck unable to do anything now cuz of this fuckin elbow. Goin stir crazy, and now running outta weed! GahhHHHHHHH!
Grumble grumble. Can't ride, can't do anything with the horses, can't do anything that requires two hands, I need to get wasted this morning, puff puff pass, ya'll.:joint:
There ARE things that can be done one handed...even while typing...
:twisted::hump:

WOW I would be freezing my non existent butt off!
tisk tisk.....what did you get fucked up on?
:shock: You lie like a rug....... I seen it...it.. it's...:hug::hug::hug::hug:

What am I? Chopped liver? lol kidding kidding
Actualment pate fois gras.... :joint:

Did a few Doses
Drank a few Bacardi and cokes
was smoking Hijack
And then about midnight I ate a Xanax
I feel like I was run over by a bus
The Xanax wipe me out
Well theres your problem...:shock:.. xanadoo's should be taken early....

Buenos dias, Hola, Guten Morgen, Dzien Dobre, feck can't think of any more, right now that is.

Bon jour mes amis........... voila un autre...... :peace:
 
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