Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

puffdamagikdragon

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Thanx, I will! Gotta wait till it calms down, tho, can't even light the lighter and it hurts. If hubby goes to bed, I can't smoke! Kept him up way past his bedtime last nite, too.

Worse part is, I am allergic to codiene, and the regular shit ain't touching this. I don't know what the doctor can put me on tomarrow, tylenol and motrin ain't even gettin close.

I know, I know, and yes, I have a huge chunk of cheese to go with my wine, thank you.
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
Have you put any ice on it? Try that ice, heat, rest deal. 20 min of each, 20 ice, 20 heat, 20 rest do 3 sets in a row (yes there goes 3 hours of time) but it should help too. We've really gotten ahead of our peers on old people pains. :twisted: OH and take 3 ibuprofin and a couple of bongs.
 

KiloBit

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Alright, alright no more gripping about the cold. This guy is my hero. He's taking icing down to the extreme. I love being high in the morning. hehe

Twisty is that you?


 

stunned

Green Thumb of God
ehhh I think I just struck out on the wake and bake this morning. It was good for a minute but now I just want to go back to bed. But I've got work to do.
 

puffdamagikdragon

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A tendency for an early morning weed-nap is always the risk you take with the wake and bake......

Still worth it, eh?




Yep, MissH, been doin that and it is the only thing that seems to help. But then I forget and use my arm anyway and I am back to square one.

Oh yeah, I forgot to add to all my other complaining, cold as a witch's tit here too.
 

mane2008

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lol, yeah...well they bird talk with each other. They only talk english to humans. I have to work on Sharon's mouth....she is a cusser!!! She called me a motherfucker last night! I looked at her and said 'what did you say" and she flipped her top up and screamed "MOTHERFUCKER" and Ozzie laughed his ass off! I do have to correct the cussing, can't have that. It is all good though.
oh shit,you do not know how hard I just laughed right now.
 

buffalosoulja

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lol, yeah...well they bird talk with each other. They only talk english to humans. I have to work on Sharon's mouth....she is a cusser!!! She called me a motherfucker last night! I looked at her and said 'what did you say" and she flipped her top up and screamed "MOTHERFUCKER" and Ozzie laughed his ass off! I do have to correct the cussing, can't have that. It is all good though.
lol, how did you not laugh? the mental image i get is effin funny. +rep for sharing that. :joint:.

Is everyone good n high? I am feeling pretty good. Got a test this morn. and i did not study.
 

SlikWiLL13

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Whussup, Stunned?

Thanx for the laugh, Sunny, I needed that. I knew a guy with an African grey who had a very naughty vocabulary, I thought it was the best.
i lived with my uncle for a year or so. every time we would go to his room to smoke. his afrigan grey would make the pinging sound his bowl makes on his ashtray(same bowl & tray for like 10yrs). if we were in there for more than a bowl or two, the bird would go crazy pinging away as if to say-"hey stoneys, havent you had enough?!"
 

puffdamagikdragon

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We had a cockatiel named JoJo that got up in your face when you were smokin..... I never did shotgun him but I thought about it. He used to masterbate on our standing ashtray he perched on.... I traded him for 2 lovebirds.
 

Twistyman

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No way The xanax i use to end the night and go to sleep..I cant function and take one .I take one and Im sleeping
I just recently did the sleep apnea test wearing the alter at night.. I go see the Dr. Dec 3rd... woo hoo.. may be RX for sleepys... :joint:
I'll mention MM.. might be another way to get card.. Please Doc. kiss-ass

Alright, alright no more gripping about the cold. This guy is my hero. He's taking icing down to the extreme. I love being high in the morning. hehe

Twisty is that you?
Who Me ????? :p:p:p

ehhh I think I just struck out on the wake and bake this morning. It was good for a minute but now I just want to go back to bed. But I've got work to do.
:cry:
 

Sunnysideup

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i should get a bird one day.
They live forever! Oz and Sharon will live to be 80-100 yrs. old. BIG responsibility. Sharon will be added to my will (Oz is already in there).
I do think they are so cool though. It is like having toddlers back in the house. Even though my toddlers cuss....Here is a pic of Sharon, I like her hat!
This was taken at the rescue last week.
 

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Sunnysideup

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I just recently did the sleep apnea test wearing the alter at night.. I go see the Dr. Dec 3rd... woo hoo.. may be RX for sleepys... :joint:
I'll mention MM.. might be another way to get card.. Please Doc. kiss-ass



Who Me ????? :p:p:p



:cry:
Twisty that should get you a card, I would think...Wow, I would love to move back to Maryland and get a card and grow for the clubs! I have it all planned out,(even if my brother says I lost my mind)....I want to do that.
But, yeah, I would think sleep apnea would get you a card.
 

Sunnysideup

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My toddlers cuss too and they are human
When Ozzie was being really bad here I used to say he was a toddler, a toddler packing a hand gun...now his wife will be potty mouth.
My boys(human) when they were toddlers would spit out inappropriate stuff all the time, ALWAYS at the worst time. I used to chuckle though.
 

Twistyman

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Twisty that should get you a card, I would think...Wow, I would love to move back to Maryland and get a card and grow for the clubs! I have it all planned out,(even if my brother says I lost my mind)....I want to do that.
But, yeah, I would think sleep apnea would get you a card.
Actually I'm lucky ..?? :shock::shock::shock:.(or not)...I've got a shitload of qualifying illnesses.. stomach prob.. 3 hip replace. COPD.. chronic arthritis.... now sleep issues... Damn near the poster child for reefer relief......How do YOU spell relief........
Marijuana....:joint::joint::joint:
 

Sunnysideup

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Actually I'm lucky ..?? :shock::shock::shock:.(or not)...I've got a shitload of qualifying illnesses.. stomach prob.. 3 hip replace. COPD.. chronic arthritis.... now sleep issues... Damn near the poster child for reefer relief......How do YOU spell relief........
Marijuana....:joint::joint::joint:
Amen to that!! I would be lost without my mary:weed:
 
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