What did you accomplish today?

StonedGardener

StonedGardener

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tyler.durden said:
Took a bike ride down to the lake with a buddy yesterday. My buddy said that his friend said that we could stop by and hang out on his boat for a few hours. We packed some beer and weed and headed out. It was beautiful out, low 80s, sunny, and little wind. We got down to the marina and saw his buddy lounging on his boat, and boat guy got in his dingy and headed over to us. There was a fence there with no proper entrance, so we had to hop over. We put our bikes on the water side of the fence to buy a little time if anyone tried to steal them, and locked them up. There's been an unprecedented rash of bike thefts recently since the Chinese shipping problems has the demand far outweighing the supply. My buddy's boat was only about 80 feet from our bikes, so I was ready to dive in and swim over if anyone dared. We drank a lot of cheap beer, smoked a lot of weed, and had various dock neighbors stop by. The passing boats were a nonstop parade of scantily clad hotties, I mean top notch. It was a great day. Headed home on the bikes a little buzzed, but did pretty well. Picked up a burrito, scarfed it at home, then passed out from too much activity, beer, and sun. Gonna be a great weather week, so I plan to get out each day alternating scooter and bike rides. Woo-hoo...
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My kind of day dude. Can't beat hooking up with pals (weed and beer always) getting to the "mania". A tough event to beat, for me. Don't mean yada yada bullshit, my copay, 20 minutes of directionshe to an auto parts store, deals at Sam's Club, I hate that shit......I like deep rolling with people in that fun manic, non-f'ing- stop machine gun dialogue flow of consciousness mode.
 
tyler.durden

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StonedGardener said:
Got a new pal. He came in looking like insurrectionist got hold of him. Got him finally coming to me today after 2 weeks......animals really get in the ass ! Should be a law that certain people don't qualify to possess such a wonder, can call it the " Asshole/Pet Law".
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Cute kitty, butt don't put animals in your ass. That's not cool. Pretty sure there already are laws against pets in assholes ;)
 
StonedGardener

StonedGardener

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tyler.durden said:
Cute kitty, butt don't put animals in your ass. That's not cool. Pretty sure there already are laws against pets in assholes ;)
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Your the quintessence of wordsmithing and probably the most witty person I've ever met.
People like you is what makes RIU unique ! Your a Renaissance Man I've heard. That's phenomenal! Thanks for keeping us all so entertained. You da man !
 
go go kid

go go kid

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Metasynth said:
@raratt is correct. Special backpacker food. I may take something perishable for the first night, but other than that it will be a bunch of non-perishable backpacking friendly food.

freeze dried meals, “bars” (think clif, luna, etc), trail mix, m&ms, canned(pouch) tuna, tortillas, peanut butter and packets of honey, dried fruit, oatmeal, hard boiled eggs, instant mashed potatoes, ramen, fruit snacks, cereal, chips…

there are lots of options
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dam, i wish i still had my teeth, i di miss trail mix and the power bars whilst camping/ hiking
 
go go kid

go go kid

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go go kid

go go kid

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Metasynth said:
Naw, just vaccinated. We be gettin frisky on this side of the pond
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same here, but you can still be a carrier, not worth the risk in my book, i have quite a medical knollage and if the chemist and delivery staff are wearing masks, then so am i. i couldent live with myself if i thaught i was responsible for possably killing someone through being a carrier. not worth the risk
 
StonedGardener

StonedGardener

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tyler.durden said:
Cute kitty, butt don't put animals in your ass. That's not cool. Pretty sure there already are laws against pets in assholes ;)
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Got thinking. I think you need a relationship, your a great guy and shouldn't have too many problems. Or maybe a sex therapist......I've noticed so many posts of yours are about assholes and every other orifice in the human body. You spend much time figuring out different scenarios about sexually progressive people, staring a girls.......hey, nothing wrong with those thoughts and activities. I just know that people talk about what they are seriously thinking about. I think a "partner" would take this load off you. Godspeed !
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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StonedGardener said:
Got thinking. I think you need a relationship, your a great guy and shouldn't have too many problems. Or maybe a sex therapist......I've noticed so many posts of yours are about assholes and every other orifice in the human body. You spend much time figuring out different scenarios about sexually progressive people, staring a girls.......hey, nothing wrong with those thoughts and activities. I just know that people talk about what they are seriously thinking about. I think a "partner" would take this load off you. Godspeed !
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Are you hitting on me???
 
go go kid

go go kid

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tyler.durden said:
Yep, very few masks. At least they are outside, and most seem to stick to the social circle they came with. But most of these folks are young, been itching to socialize all winter, and generally don't gaf, anyway.
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fair enough, but i personaly would still wear a mask for others safty, especaly as its a smart virus, you can never tell what its going to morph into or how its going to addapt and react to the antivirus/. i had the astra zenica, what did you all have
 
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had some bad news, my 85 yr old aunty had a fall down her stairs, nocked herself unconcious and cut her head open, broke her ribs and coller bone, so now we have to go visit her home to make it livable for social services to be happy enough to let her come home. shes a hoarder and i mean a true hoarder
 
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