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HGCC

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Evan Williams was made by God to punish people that pay for a 5th of jack but don't realize the dollar shots are cheaper for the same amount.
 

Jimdamick

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A regular whirling dervish.
Be wary.
Irish women are as nice & lovely, like a warm, soft bed with a goose down comforter with a fire of turf burning beside you, untill your married.
Then reality takes over.
Vicious is a word that comes to mind, not be trusted with any sharp implement, especially scissors when your sleeping.
Try an English or Chinese woman for safety's sake, they both drink tea, which is noted for it's calming effect.
Good luck, but be careful.
You've been warned :)
 

Jimdamick

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i thought you cooked for her?..all those awesome dinners?
Yea, I cook dinner for my own personal Hippo (another pet name) but I can't eliminate her appetizer or dessert (see example) for safety (mine)
This get's her going (her favorite)

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This is what she wanted for dinner last night (downed it in 15 minutes)

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And the finishing touch (Yea, that's ice cream & bacon)

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rkymtnman

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injinji

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3 times the fun.
Actually I won't say I understand but it's the dice we roll. . . . . . .
30 years ago I made the joke that I would love my wife forever or to 135, which ever came first. At the time she was about 110 pounds. Now at 68 years old, she is around 160 if I had to guess. (and I would have to, because I don't know for sure) She worried a ton when she was in the 135 range. I've told her a million times it was just a joke. I've been up to 250, and I'm about 215 now, so not exactly a bag of bones.
 

injinji

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After the wife paid three fifty for an iced coffee the other day, I've been working on recipes. The best one so far is. . .

1 tablespoon cafe bestelo instant
1 tablespoon stevia
8 ounces of water/milk
1 glass of crushed ice

I've been using 5 ounces water and 3 ounces almond milk. The wife adds a little ID sweet cream to hers.

I've also used cold brewed coffee and chocolate ice cream, sans the crushed ice.
 

Don't Bogart

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Be wary.
Irish women are as nice & lovely, like a warm, soft bed with a goose down comforter with a fire of turf burning beside you, untill your married.
Then reality takes over.
Vicious is a word that comes to mind, not be trusted with any sharp implement, especially scissors when your sleeping.
Try an English or Chinese woman for safety's sake, they both drink tea, which is noted for it's calming effect.
Good luck, but be careful.
You've been warned
You wax poetic.
And yet you kick against my English heritage.
"Try an English....women.....".
As I said she was my 1st. Fortunately I survived.
 

Don't Bogart

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There has been an evil turn against your significant others people. Remember what is typed here stays here......for her to find at her leisure.
I suggest you review your wills.
 

Jimdamick

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You wax poetic.
And yet you kick against my English heritage.
"Try an English....women.....".
As I said she was my 1st. Fortunately I survived.
As far as kicking at the English, I grew up in a Republican household (IRA not GOP) & Brit Bashing comes naturally.
Ok, test fate & keep the Colleen, it's your penis :)
Oh, one more thing
They can't cook worth a shit.
They can cook an egg, barely, and boil a potato & fry a chop or banger, but that's about it.
 
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