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I don't really care for American food.
What are they noted for, hamburgers, hot dogs & steak?
I'll take Italian food anyday, it's my favorite to eat/make (not really complicated)
I like the variety in Italian, Northern Italy is lighter than the South's food.
French is #2, I love it, but it's a pain in the ass to cook, very complicated.
And my last is Mexican, but not the least.
And as far as Italian women go, they make Irish women look like angels.
I married a guinea ( (an Irish term of endearment for an Italian) from New Jersey, which are famous in this country for they're inclination for a good fist fight. and let me tell you one thing.
DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!!!!
They can/will make a rabid dog seem meek and I'm serious.
I know.
 
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Jimdamick said:
I don't really care for American food.
What are they noted for, hamburgers, hot dogs & steak?
I'll take Italian food anyday, it's my favorite to eat/make (not really complicated)
I like the variety in Italian, Northern Italy is lighter than the South's food.
French is #2, I love it, but it's a pain in the ass to cook, very complicated.
And my last is Mexican, but not the least.
And as far as Italian women go, they make Irish women look like angels.
I married a guinea ( (an Irish term of endearment for an Italian) from New Jersey, which are famous in this country for they're inclination for a good fist fight. and let me tell you one thing.
DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!!!!
They can/will make a rabid dog seem meek and I'm serious.
I know.
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The culinary Everest called turducken.
 
Jimdamick

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Seeing as culinary seems to be the topic of the moment, let me ask this.
What was the worst meal/food that you have ever eaten?
This is easy for me.
I went to a Hungarian restaurant in Belgium (Shouldn't have done that :) ) because I was curious as I really never had Hungarian food before.
So, what would you order in a Hungarian restaurant?
Goulash of course, right?
So, that's what I ordered, the real deal, Goulash made by a Hungarian.
I think I know that none of you has ever had REAL Hungarian Goulash, right?
Don't, for your sake.
You know what I learned that night?
That Hungarians LOVE this stuff & I think the cook (can't call whoever prepared it a Chef) put a whole fucking can in my Goulash.

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"Holy Fuck" were the 1st words out of my mouth after I regained my ability to breathe.
The flavour is unique & I find it hard to describe.
It's very hot & very orange in color & I found it too be the worst spice by far I've ever had
One fork full & I was done & called the waiter over & gave it back.
1st time I ever did that, but that was the most horrible thing that ever entered my mouth.
Even thinking about it today gives me the shivers.
 
CatHedral

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Jimdamick said:
Seeing as culinary seems to be the topic of the moment, let me ask this.
What was the worst meal/food that you have ever eaten?
This is easy for me.
I went to a Hungarian restaurant in Belgium (Shouldn't have done that :) ) because I was curious as I really never had Hungarian food before.
So, what would you order in a Hungarian restaurant?
Goulash of course, right?
So, that's what I ordered, the real deal, Goulash made by a Hungarian.
I think I know that none of you has ever had REAL Hungarian Goulash, right?
Don't, for your sake.
You know what I learned that night?
That Hungarians LOVE this stuff & I think the cook (can't call whoever prepared it a Chef) put a whole fucking can in my Goulash.

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"Holy Fuck" were the 1st words out of my mouth after I regained my ability to breathe.
The flavour is unique & I find it hard to describe.
It's very hot & very orange in color & I found it too be the worst spice by far I've ever had
One fork full & I was done & called the waiter over & gave it back.
1st time I ever did that, but that was the most horrible thing that ever entered my mouth.
Even thinking about it today gives me the shivers.
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Mama had a tin of that stuff
She was gentler in its application
 
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No, Stephen Colbert Did NOT Attend Barack Obama's 60th Birthday Party

While concerns over climate change and the global pandemic dominate headlines, tonight's Late Show monologue begins by addressing the real question on everyone's minds: did Stephen Colbert attend Barack Obama's birthday party or not?
 
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Jimdamick said:
Seeing as culinary seems to be the topic of the moment, let me ask this.
What was the worst meal/food that you have ever eaten?
This is easy for me.
I went to a Hungarian restaurant in Belgium (Shouldn't have done that :) ) because I was curious as I really never had Hungarian food before.
So, what would you order in a Hungarian restaurant?
Goulash of course, right?
So, that's what I ordered, the real deal, Goulash made by a Hungarian.
I think I know that none of you has ever had REAL Hungarian Goulash, right?
Don't, for your sake.
You know what I learned that night?
That Hungarians LOVE this stuff & I think the cook (can't call whoever prepared it a Chef) put a whole fucking can in my Goulash.

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"Holy Fuck" were the 1st words out of my mouth after I regained my ability to breathe.
The flavour is unique & I find it hard to describe.
It's very hot & very orange in color & I found it too be the worst spice by far I've ever had
One fork full & I was done & called the waiter over & gave it back.
1st time I ever did that, but that was the most horrible thing that ever entered my mouth.
Even thinking about it today gives me the shivers.
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It's a tell when hot spices overwhelm your taste buds. Not even Hungarians want to taste the real ingredients without them. That goes for most all nationalities. This stuff was created out of necessity and starvation.
 
Don't Bogart

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Jimdamick said:
I think the cook (can't call whoever prepared it a Chef) put a whole fucking can in my Goulash.
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It's one of those situations where you believe the kitchen staff is peeking through the door. Then howling at the reaction.

My wife and I ran a bed & breakfast. We had a family stay with us and the wife was a piece of work. Complained about everything and everybody, even the other guests. Remarks flying around the table in front of everybody. Horrible. We felt we needed to apologize to everyone else on the side. They were kind to us. "What can you do?"
They ended up being or lasts guests to leave at the end of a long weekend. I wasn't there to help with serving breakfast.
So when I got home and with everybody gone I asked how the breakfast went. "They didn't like the baked apples.", my wife said.
"Complained they were a little spicy."
The cleanup was still stacked in the kitchen and there were the apples. A couple of them not even touched. I took a spoon and sampled.
POW! My mouth was on fire. She had grabbed the red pepper instead of the cinnamon.
I know she didn't do it on purpose because I had her try it. Eyes wide. Spitting it out into the sink.
But once it settled down.
We cracked up. Subliminal payback.
 
Cycad

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The WORST food? Where to start... well, CAMEL is horrible. I went to an Arab wedding on Masirah island and was given this 'meat'. Like I imagine eating the inside of a golf ball. Pure gristle. Chew chew chew... as long as you like, but it stays the same.
 
Jimdamick

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Don't Bogart said:
It's one of those situations where you believe the kitchen staff is peeking through the door. Then howling at the reaction.
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Yea, I never thought of that, good point. I worked as a dishwasher/busboy/waiter/ sous chef in a few restaurants so I witnessed 1st hand the wraith of a waiter/waitress/Chef scorned and it's usually pretty awful.
The myths are true.
Fuck yea. they spit into/onto the food going back from the kitchen to that fool who had the audacity to complain.
Dropping/throwing on the floor that chop/steak (anything actually) and serve it.
My favorite was this time a waitress (my future wife :) ) was serving this hag who was this wealthy cunt (covered in gold/gems) who you could tell she looked down on the peasants (Know the type?)
Anyway, the woman complained to Jill (that's my wife's name.) that there wasn't enough ice cream in her bowl & she wanted another scoop.
I don't know if anyone remembers (I have mentioned it previously) that my wife is from New Jersey, and a Jersey Girl is a species apart from any normal female in the USA.
They are actually noted for their fighting abilities & their viciousness when confronted by anthing they don't like, and Jill at that point didn't like that lady.
So, Jill apologized & said to that poor soul (nah, she was a hag) she'd be right back with more ice cream
Jill walks into the kitchen and stated "Fuck that bitch, I'll give her more ice cream" or something to that effect.
She then separated the scoops, making a hole in the center, and inhaled deeply, gathering as much snot as possible, and spit it into the hole.
But she wasn't done yet :)
"Hey Pedro (busboy) come over here"
Pedro walks over and asks "What"
"Spit, pointing at the hole"
And spit he did and went back to work
Jill then took a big scoop and buried the spit.
Pefect :)
She then brought it to the soon to be infected (Pedro didn't look well & had a slight fever, but Mexicans are tough so he went to work anyway)
So Jill places the ice cream in front of the victim and apologized.
The woman say's "Now that's more like it"
My wife walks away with a big grin, very satisfied, indeed :)
Moral of the story is never send anything back.
It not worth it.
 
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