appears to be a game of heads you win, tails I lose.I double dog dare you!
No wait........
Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
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Paul Drake
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I'm not eating a hot pepper. I had to take an antacid yesterday.Wuss
How about loser has to hand over the keys to their account for the day.
RetiredToker76
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I love the 21st century.
Woke up this morning, sparked the joint I rolled before going to sleep last night, the phone rings...
"Sir this is Sarah from global drug testing, your tests came back positive for marijuana. When was the last time you used cannabis?"
Me: "2 minutes ago."
Sarah: <laughs>"Do you have medical marijuana card?"
Me: "Yes."
Sarah: "Ok, the company your applying for doesn't consider marijuana, we just wanted to let you know the results."
Me: "Groovy."
Woke up this morning, sparked the joint I rolled before going to sleep last night, the phone rings...
"Sir this is Sarah from global drug testing, your tests came back positive for marijuana. When was the last time you used cannabis?"
Me: "2 minutes ago."
Sarah: <laughs>"Do you have medical marijuana card?"
Me: "Yes."
Sarah: "Ok, the company your applying for doesn't consider marijuana, we just wanted to let you know the results."
Me: "Groovy."
BudmanTX
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It would be fun! I wouldn't say or do anything that would get him banned or in trouble.
Good morning, I only had one bite and I spit most of it out.
We're beginning to see a reoccurring morning speech pattern from you here.
Needing more coffee or less THC?
Paul Drake
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I don't drink coffee. THC it is!We're beginning to see a reoccurring morning speech pattern from you here.
Needing more coffee or less THC?
RetiredToker76
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I've got some 200 proof extraction alcohol on the way right now. Plan is to extract everything from my 200g of trim, infuse it into sugar, make simple syrup from the infused sugar, make home-made THC - sodas for work.
There's no way in hell the transition from working out of my house for the last 16 years to being @Work every day is going to be easy.
You know what simple syrup is also good for? Call me crazy, but how does your boss feel about work mojitos?
My mom is coming in the next 90 minutes so I can't get high. Later this afternoon tho
DarkWeb
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Jalapenos aren't that hot......I'm not eating a hot pepper. I had to take an antacid yesterday.
How about loser has to hand over the keys to their account for the day.
RetiredToker76
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Don't know anything about the new boss, haven't met him yet other than the interview. Back in my drinking days mojitos were my go to drink. They are basically the first thing I intend to make, minus the rum, can't do booze anymore.
Paul Drake
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Why is it the three-legged cat is always the one to shred the toilet paper?
I sense backtracking in the force.
I would totally drink them without booze.
Have you made infused simple syrup before? How strong is it?
