BudmanTX
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it's all good.....i'm just happy for ya......like i said if you need a minister, i know one....in fact i'm married to her...js
Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
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Paul Drake
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I love youMe too, on xanax. Pretty sure I DID fall asleep at least once. I've had many also. But without a sedative, nope!
I'll dab to that
You trying to get invited to the party? ;]
BudmanTX
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yep...
raratt
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I hear there is a nice retreat in the foothills of the northern California mountains... I think they have some bud there also... and some SWAG.
Metasynth
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Story time.
When I was in middle school, one of the places where students weren’t least supervised was the physical education field outdoors. It was your regular run of the mill school field…football field, basketball courts, and handball courts.
Well, the handball courts were particularly popular, since if you went to the backside of them, no one could see you.
So one day, a kid named Jeff Karnos decides to jump the fence by the handball courts. I forget why exactly, I think he went to fetch a ball. Well, he fell off the top of the fence, and those pesky middle school P.E. shorts they make you wear did little to protect his scrotum and he landed on top of a sprinkler, impaling his scrotum.
Now, the main issue with this was the fact that the sprinkler actually went all the way through his scrotum.The fire department has to be called and they needed to cut the sprinkler head off to take him to the hospital.
You have any idea how difficult it is for three PE teachers to wrangle up 2-300 kids? Well, they couldn’t.
So we all gathered on the other side of the fence to watch the fire department free Jeff and his nuts from the grasp of the sprinkler. It was pretty terrible.
Jeff only has one testicle now. I re tell this story at least once a decade to keep the memory alive. Enjoy!
When I was in middle school, one of the places where students weren’t least supervised was the physical education field outdoors. It was your regular run of the mill school field…football field, basketball courts, and handball courts.
Well, the handball courts were particularly popular, since if you went to the backside of them, no one could see you.
So one day, a kid named Jeff Karnos decides to jump the fence by the handball courts. I forget why exactly, I think he went to fetch a ball. Well, he fell off the top of the fence, and those pesky middle school P.E. shorts they make you wear did little to protect his scrotum and he landed on top of a sprinkler, impaling his scrotum.
Now, the main issue with this was the fact that the sprinkler actually went all the way through his scrotum.The fire department has to be called and they needed to cut the sprinkler head off to take him to the hospital.
You have any idea how difficult it is for three PE teachers to wrangle up 2-300 kids? Well, they couldn’t.
So we all gathered on the other side of the fence to watch the fire department free Jeff and his nuts from the grasp of the sprinkler. It was pretty terrible.
Jeff only has one testicle now. I re tell this story at least once a decade to keep the memory alive. Enjoy!
Paul Drake
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Tl;dnr
Paul Drake
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Of course I read it and mf ouch. Imagine your vajayjay ladies?!
Paul Drake
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Laughing Grass
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honeymoon at trim camp?
RetiredToker76
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...man, all I did was smoke weed behind the lawn mowing tractor, while the freshman I paid to wear my number ran my laps for the coach count. To this day I'm not convinced the man ever saw me, I got an A in gym that year and never once dressed out.
Paul Drake
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Or at the keys
Laughing Grass
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I've never been on a cruise. Disney would be cool https://disneycruise.disney.go.com/. They have a waterpark on the ship!
Metasynth
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I’d rather rub fire ants into my eyeballs. At least the trim camp part. Honeymoon sounds good, but not if you’re blind from rubbing fire ants into your eyeballs.
Metasynth
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I’ve always wanted to go on a cruise too. My GF lives in one of the larger cruise ports on the west coast. For a while there, they had 7 day all inclusive cruises goin for like $500 a person. $700 to upgrade to a balcony room
Laughing Grass
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She's been talking about going to Cuba once covid is over. They have 7 days all inclusive for just over 1k per person including airfare.
Laughing Grass
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Definately never catch me at trim camp! Especially after reading that trim bitch article lol.
What was the destination? Are you still thinking about doing it? I think it would be a dicey right now with covid.
RetiredToker76
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When there's a weed friendly cruise line, maybe.
Last time I was walking around the port area in Tampa they had dogs all over the luggage going on to cruise ships as well as along the passenger line. Putting me in a floating efficiency apartment building with that many people I don't know would take a truckload of weed to calm my nerves. Also hate alcohol, which is 99.999% or the cruise experience as I understand it. So an all green leaf tour to Jamaica with a QP in the room, I'm in. Toss the open bar overboard and put in a juice bar - hooka lounge.
Metasynth
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I did extensive research into weed on cruises. If you take a weed vape, and smoke it in the smoking areas on ship, it seems to be pretty safe. The instances I heard of people getting caught, they were fined $500, but no further action was taken.
Just make sure you get rid of whatever you had before the end of the cruise. That’s where most of the danger lies, when going back through customs into the US
that being said, this is exactly why I haven’t taken a cruise yet. Not weed friendly
Metasynth
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I wouldn’t go until after covid, or after I get the next booster shot for Johnson and Johnson AND the world is in case decline.