Best quote of the year!

[Roger A. Shrubber]

O how small a portion of earth will hold us when we are dead, who ambitiously seek after the whole world while we are living.

Philip II of Macedon

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

“I know that I am mortal by nature, and ephemeral; but when I trace at my pleasure the windings to and fro of the heavenly bodies I no longer touch the earth with my feet: I stand in the presence of Zeus himself and take my fill of ambrosia”

Ptolemy of Alexandria

 

[fishwhistle1]

procrastination is like masturbation
either way your f****ing yourself

 

[fishwhistle1]

if you want to win a farting contest
you can't be afraid to shit your pants

 

[fishwhistle1]

if the women don't find you handsome
they may as well find you handy

Red Green lover of duct tape

 

[Tcb666]

Member
Wish in one hand. Shit in the other. See which one fills up first.
Nice qoute laty is been as cold as a polor bears but sack

 

[Brenshlus]

See the sig...

 

[Blue back]

If it's not fun and you don't absolutely have to do it, DON'T!!! Jerry Garcia

 

[persian.toker]

A great Persian saying goes :
One who digs a well is always at the bottom of it.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

in America when it's particularly cold, they say "it's colder than a well diggers ass"....which really never made sense to me....that's about the only part of them that's facing the sun, most of the time

 

[persian.toker]

On the absurdity women of playing hard to get:

Put your pinky finger in your ear and turn it, see which one enjoys the action!

 

[Zinger59]

If you want to get fucked, give your money to a prostitute.
If you want to get screwed, give your money to a politician.

 

[Herb & Suds]

If you want to get fucked, give your money to a prostitute.
If you want to get screwed, give your money to a politician.

Or a reality show celebrity

 

[Kindbud421]

GNARPHEL THE GARTHAX!

 

[mudballs]

Oh this is a good necro thread

If a girl ever says ur ugly, remember she spent two hours putting shit on her face.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

GNARPHEL THE GARTHAX!

ok...now what?

 

[Zinger59]

View attachment 5008418

ok...now what?

WTF

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

WTF

watch "Coneheads"...or look up "narfel the garthok"...or do both

 

[Zinger59]

Ohhh, the Coneheads! I saw the movie, love the characters. Sorry I missed the reference.

 

[Kindbud421]

Spelling and such, never had a cone head tutor… but after the garthax/garthok is down… WE FEAST!