C. Nesbitt
Well-Known Member
I did an experiment this year, it was very scientific. I grew 6 female plants. Three of them were fed with a blend of curing salt (sodium nitrate) and kosher salt. I heard somewhere that salt based nutes were good. The other three I fed with table sugar and molasses. I heard somewhere else that plants like sugars and it makes their lady flowering parts sweet and big. I sure like big and sweet lady parts!
The three that were fed curing and kosher salts shriveled up and died after 5 days. It was sad. I proved that salts are bad for plants.
The three that were fed sugar and molasses experienced explosive growth of their lady flowering parts. I’ve never seen anything like it. The lady parts got so big the branches could barely hold them up.
Unfortunately, they were diagnosed last week with with morbid obesity and type 2 diabetes. They died today from complications. It was sad also.
People are saying that the government is now going to re-classify these as COVID deaths so the state will get more money. That is bullshit, they died of diabetes. This proves that the government is also bad.
This growing experiment has scientifically proven to me that salts are bad for plants and that sugar and molasses are also bad for plants.
Have a pleasant evening.
(Mods this is full blown satire, please leave it in T&T if you wouldn’t mind)
The three that were fed curing and kosher salts shriveled up and died after 5 days. It was sad. I proved that salts are bad for plants.
The three that were fed sugar and molasses experienced explosive growth of their lady flowering parts. I’ve never seen anything like it. The lady parts got so big the branches could barely hold them up.
Unfortunately, they were diagnosed last week with with morbid obesity and type 2 diabetes. They died today from complications. It was sad also.
People are saying that the government is now going to re-classify these as COVID deaths so the state will get more money. That is bullshit, they died of diabetes. This proves that the government is also bad.
This growing experiment has scientifically proven to me that salts are bad for plants and that sugar and molasses are also bad for plants.
Have a pleasant evening.
(Mods this is full blown satire, please leave it in T&T if you wouldn’t mind)
