Confessions

[curious2garden]

LOL

 

[Indagrow]

I seldom shit at work but in conversation my boss said that I eat so much it makes sense I'm in the bathroom 3-4 times a day..as we where arguing I almost blurted out "hey I never shit here" but realized I was giving myself away so changed it to "hey I..know its good to be regular"

Moral of the story is I have my pants around my ankles 9/10 times I'm on here

Double header last week I thought I had to use the loo but just farted really nice.. Still flushed

 

[mr sunshine]

We need to get rid of this imposter thread, It's bad for business.

 

[scumrot derelict]

i have at least 2 separate tattoos that are spelled incorrectly.

both of them are about punk rock music bands.


fuck....

 

[hellmutt bones]

I once took a shit in a ladies bathroom. Mens was full and I just couldn't hold my shit. So I barged in the ladies bathroom. Sad part about it is there was a frail looking woman ahead of me but I pushed her aside. Then I couldn't shit because all the women were causing a ruckus cause I was in their restroom.
I was so ashamed. Even worse my mom was accompanying me. She kept trying to calm all them women. By telling them childhood stories about me. When I left they were gonna linch me.
I was like fuck all y'all bitches.

 

[kingromano]

I once took a shit in a ladies bathroom. Mens was full and I just couldn't hold my shit. So I barged in the ladies bathroom. Sad part about it is there was a frail looking woman ahead of me but I pushed her aside. Then I couldn't shit because all the women were causing a ruckus cause I was in their restroom.
I was so ashamed. Even worse my mom was accompanying me. She kept trying to calm all them women. By telling them childhood stories about me. When I left they were gonna linch me.
I was like fuck all y'all bitches.

these hoes can be cruel

 

[scumrot derelict]

farted in line at the grocery store this morning and tried to blame it on my teenage daughter

 

[DaFreak]

I was managed to drop some piss on my pants while pissing in a public bathroom. Didn't know what to do so I dumped a whole lot of water on my lap while washing my hands to cover the wet spot up. All in baby.

 

[christopher jordan]

these hoes can be cruel

Dildos!

 

[The Outdoorsman 101]

bump

 

[Just Be]

My mother never breast fed me. She claimed that she only liked me 'as a friend'.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

WTF? Here goes the rep.

 

[Just Be]

I've never said the words.. "Nice hat!" and actually meant it.

 

[neosapien]

My daughter got this band stuck in my head. And I confess that I kind of love them…

 

[schuylaar]

My daughter got this band stuck in my head. And I confess that I kind of love them…

miss you Neo

 

[Milovan1]

My mother never breast fed me.

Lol, I was breast fed till I was 12.

 

[neosapien]

I've never lived in a house that had a dishwasher. I don't know how to use a dishwasher.

 

[schuylaar]

those born past 2000 do not know how to use a rotary dial telephone- there are YTs of them trying.

 

[BarnBuster]

I've never lived in a house that had a dishwasher. I don't know how to use a dishwasher.

You have a 9 year old one, right?

 

[neosapien]

You have a 9 year old one, right?

Yep, and I told her if she's real good and shows me that she is mature enough… I'll let her cut the grass next year.