Police Cooperation

PioneerValleyOG

PioneerValleyOG

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So, got pulled over 15 mins ago with wifey driving. Taillights out.
Statey.
Here's what happened.
Coming back from getting air in the tire, they lit us up. These three things had us rolling in 15 mins.
First, rolled window down as passenger, and stuck my hands out in plain view.
Second, when he requested registration, I ASKED IF I COULD reach in glovebox.
Third, when he went back to car, wifey asked where and wanted to dig for her phone.
No, no. I kept one hand on car window frame, other still, and told her to stop moving, period.
Those 3 things let the Trooper know we were not attempting to conceal anything, nor were we nervous.
Well, except for the 2lbs in the trunk, the taser, the open container of mine, the spring knife, and the 2 year old inspection sticker.
We got a verbal for the light & sticker.
Side Note: we were only a couple miles from house...
Lesson: Be chill. Let officers know they are safe and you have no intentions otherwise.
I mean, even sideways, if you're fucked you're fucked.
Unless you aint.
 
Justin-case

Justin-case

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PioneerValleyOG said:
So, got pulled over 15 mins ago with wifey driving. Taillights out.
Statey.
Here's what happened.
Coming back from getting air in the tire, they lit us up. These three things had us rolling in 15 mins.
First, rolled window down as passenger, and stuck my hands out in plain view.
Second, when he requested registration, I ASKED IF I COULD reach in glovebox.
Third, when he went back to car, wifey asked where and wanted to dig for her phone.
No, no. I kept one hand on car window frame, other still, and told her to stop moving, period.
Those 3 things let the Trooper know we were not attempting to conceal anything, nor were we nervous.
Well, except for the 2lbs in the trunk, the taser, the open container of mine, the spring knife, and the 2 year old inspection sticker.
We got a verbal for the light & sticker.
Side Note: we were only a couple miles from house...
Lesson: Be chill. Let officers know they are safe and you have no intentions otherwise.
I mean, even sideways, if you're fucked you're fucked.
Unless you aint.
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Oh snap....but not quite the same as my experience. I got lit up one night. Coming home from CVS. They were having a sale on nipple lightening cream. It all happened so fast. The brighty lighties had me nearly crappin' in my tighty whities. So I'm digging around in pants checkin' for a hot spot as the officer knockin' on the window. Now I'm starin' at him wide eyed with my hands in my marinara thinking this guy is really well dressed. He asks, "where ya headin to?". At that point I was so relieved that my pasta wasn't dusted in cheese, I tells him, "your mom's". Things were moving pretty quickly after that. As he was strattling me from behind, I do remember asking, "is that your night stick or are ya happy to see me". I kept feeling this electrical pulse, and thinking, hey, this is pretty good. I may have hinted at a cavity search, not sure. I must have bumped my head, because things got a little fuzzy. I never did get his number, but I did get a free room.

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PadawanWarrior

PadawanWarrior

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PioneerValleyOG said:
So, got pulled over 15 mins ago with wifey driving. Taillights out.
Statey.
Here's what happened.
Coming back from getting air in the tire, they lit us up. These three things had us rolling in 15 mins.
First, rolled window down as passenger, and stuck my hands out in plain view.
Second, when he requested registration, I ASKED IF I COULD reach in glovebox.
Third, when he went back to car, wifey asked where and wanted to dig for her phone.
No, no. I kept one hand on car window frame, other still, and told her to stop moving, period.
Those 3 things let the Trooper know we were not attempting to conceal anything, nor were we nervous.
Well, except for the 2lbs in the trunk, the taser, the open container of mine, the spring knife, and the 2 year old inspection sticker.
We got a verbal for the light & sticker.
Side Note: we were only a couple miles from house...
Lesson: Be chill. Let officers know they are safe and you have no intentions otherwise.
I mean, even sideways, if you're fucked you're fucked.
Unless you aint.
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Exactly man. I had to learn the hard way. I was always an ass for many years and they'd always find something to fuck me for when I was pulled over. I was a cocky asshole.

Be cool, humble, and respectful, and they're way cooler. If you acknowledge they have control and have the power it helps massively. But this is probably an unpopular opinion here, :lol:
 
Justin-case

Justin-case

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PadawanWarrior said:
Exactly man. I had to learn the hard way. I was always an ass for many years and they'd always find something to fuck me for when I was pulled over. I was a cocky asshole.

Be cool, humble, and respectful, and they're way cooler. If you acknowledge they have control and have the power it helps massively. But this is probably an unpopular opinion here, :lol:
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I watched my father eviscerate a sheriff's deputy once. He called him son, and reminded him he'd been driving longer than he'd been alive. The poor kid was so deflated he just meandered back to his patrol vehicle, pretended to do some cop shit, and split. It was hilarious.
 
OldMedUser

OldMedUser

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When I was 15 I flew down to San Francisco from Vancouver. Mom took me to the airport and it was cool with the airline. This would be Xmas 1969.

Anyway we were bombing around in my Uncle's Fairlane 500 with my 16 yo cousin I went to see behind the wheel and me in shotgun. I forget the other 4 guys names but we were all tripping on some microdot acid I had brought with me when we got pulled over on the Alemeda(?) for doing 5 over.

Anyway I'm leaning against the door watching the cop approach Doug and notice he's standing back a bit with his hand on the butt of his sidearm and start freakin' out a bit. So I turn to look out my window and there's another cop standing there pointing a hand cannon at me and holy shit I near went ballistic but maintained. The cop by Doug asked why I was so nervous and Doug told him I was from Canada and was all pussy about shit like this. He and the cop laughed their asses off then the cop handed back his papers and told him to slow down a bit.

Sure got f'ed up down there for 3 weeks and came home with a tattoo by none other than the legendary artist Lyle Tuttle. When we walked in he was sitting up front doing paperwork and I asked what I could get for $15. I didn't have a clue who he was and I don't think Doug did either. He laughed and pointed at some sheets on the wall and said maybe one of the girls would do it for me if I asked nice. Said they were all suckers for a cute red-headed kid. Doug piped up with, He's from Vancouver, BC and needs something beside the clap to take home. That got laughs all round then Lyle says to sit down at a station there and he'd do it for me. Said he spent a lot of time in Van and loved it up there so I got a little flower with the initials SF under it tho those don't look like SF any more. Should have got a pot leaf dammit! Thought of getting it made into a nice pot leaf but it's Lyle Tuttle man! You wouldn't toss out a small sketch from Picasso would yah?

He gave me this card about 6x8" that was the Rolling Stones Xmas card but this was just a single sheet full colour pic of Lyle stark naked with a lit up Xmas star over his crotch and his hands up and spread with a string of lights or something. Been a while but his whole body was covered with art that stopped at his neck, wrists and ankles. Some so-called friend probably swiped it off me back in the day but haven't seen it in 45 years or more.

Still have this original poster that I scanned in two parts then put back together on the PC and turned it into a fold up Xmas card you can print out. I brought the poster back from Cali too.

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Stayed up too late again with the meds all kicked in good. :)

:peace:
 
Tropicalgreen

Tropicalgreen

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Exactly! That’s great you had no issue. Every time I come in contact with law enforcement I am always respectful, honest, and cooperative, and am almost always treated well with respect back. You don’t want to incriminate yourself but a pleasant honest demeanor seems to help the contact go much smoother in my opinion. I have gotten out of bad situations simply by complying and being respectful.
 
PadawanWarrior

PadawanWarrior

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neosapien said:
If a cop is on a power trip and having a bad day, he'll find a way to pull you out and toss your shit.
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Maybe he's having a bad day because he had to deal with a bunch of assholes already. If you're nice you might be able to change his attitude for you and the next guy. If all you dealt with was assholes you'd start thinking everyone's an asshole too. So they'd think you were an asshole until you changed their mind.

If I was a cop I wouldn't like screwing over the cool people. But cocky assholes would get the full wrath. Just saying. They actually are human too, :lol:
 
Justin-case

Justin-case

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In case these dumb cops haven't given the public enough reasons to hate them. Get a load of these entitled cock suckers having sex on tax payers' dime with their, "beat wives". The chief even had his own scam going before being quietly replaced. His wife was a real estate agent. Apparently any officer that didnt use her services faced consequences at work. Lovely, huh? Thugs with badges.

They are not our friend, believe me. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
 
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