Huge animal breaking my plants.

[bk78]

View attachment 5171741So I noticed some major breakage of my plants and saw a huge furry thing down under them.I yelled Hey Bear!Hey Bear! It ran out and stopped briefly and stood up.I could tell it was a furry humanoid,It yelled "IM NOT A BEAR YOU FUCKING RACIST!" I was bewildered and muttered how am I a racist? What race are you anyway,Homo Erectus? It grabbed it's crotch and exclaimed,"I GOT YOUR HOMO ERECTUS RIGHT HERE YOU OLD BASTARD!" And ran off into the bush.How many of you outdoor growers have this happen?Will he come back? I don't know .I miss himView attachment 5171741

Search the area for tracks


Maybe there’s a 1 wheel track somewhere leaving the scene

 

[bk78]

Sabre in his prime?

Definitely a squatch

 

[buckaclark]

Sabre in his prime?

Rius first paddy free thread in years Welcome my Queen

 

[curious2garden]

Rius first paddy free thread in years Welcome my Queen

You always make me laugh, thank you.

 

[twentyeight.threefive]

Rius first paddy free thread in years Welcome my Queen

You know it’s a good thread when he asks to be left out of it.

 

[Herb & Suds]

Definitely a squatch

Rob Roy?

 

[ooof-da]

so Sasquatch is a schoolmarm..I efin knew it!

 

[bk78]

Rob Roy?

Never heard of her?

 

[Millo]

So I noticed some major breakage of my plants and saw a huge furry thing down under them.I yelled Hey Bear!Hey Bear! It ran out and stopped briefly and stood up.I could tell it was a furry humanoid,It yelled "IM NOT A BEAR YOU FUCKING RACIST!" I was bewildered and muttered how am I a racist? What race are you anyway,Homo Erectus? It grabbed it's crotch and exclaimed,"I GOT YOUR HOMO ERECTUS RIGHT HERE YOU OLD BASTARD!" And ran off into the bush.How many of you outdoor growers have this happen?Will he come back? I don't know .I miss him

Tfw that's not weed and you were actually growing shrooms all along

 

[SmichiganOG]

View attachment 5171741So I noticed some major breakage of my plants and saw a huge furry thing down under them.I yelled Hey Bear!Hey Bear! It ran out and stopped briefly and stood up.I could tell it was a furry humanoid,It yelled "IM NOT A BEAR YOU FUCKING RACIST!" I was bewildered and muttered how am I a racist? What race are you anyway,Homo Erectus? It grabbed it's crotch and exclaimed,"I GOT YOUR HOMO ERECTUS RIGHT HERE YOU OLD BASTARD!" And ran off into the bush.How many of you outdoor growers have this happen?Will he come back? I don't know .I miss himView attachment 5171741

Looks like septoria near the bottom. I think I'd worry more about that.

 

[bk78]

View attachment 5171741So I noticed some major breakage of my plants and saw a huge furry thing down under them.I yelled Hey Bear!Hey Bear! It ran out and stopped briefly and stood up.I could tell it was a furry humanoid,It yelled "IM NOT A BEAR YOU FUCKING RACIST!" I was bewildered and muttered how am I a racist? What race are you anyway,Homo Erectus? It grabbed it's crotch and exclaimed,"I GOT YOUR HOMO ERECTUS RIGHT HERE YOU OLD BASTARD!" And ran off into the bush.How many of you outdoor growers have this happen?Will he come back? I don't know .I miss himView attachment 5171741

Have you marked your territory around the perimeter? If not I suggest dropping deuces in a rectangular pattern around it, with piss lines in between the deuces.

 

[ooof-da]

 

[lusidghost]

Weird to call this a troll thread when it's clearly a real thing happening.

 

[BenGman]

Oh, so this is where all the clowns are today funny as bro .

 

[bk78]

Biggest clown just entered ^^^

 

[Budzbuddha]

Dem squatches iz sneaky

 

[BenGman]

Fuck up bk clown and stop touching up your cat bitch

 

[bk78]

Fuck up bk clown and stop touching up your cat bitch

English please?

 

[Budzbuddha]

Does anyone speak jive … my google translate is trippin

 

[LeastExpectedGrower]

Dem squatches iz sneaky

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I know this is fake because squatches don't lettuce.