Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

Paul Drake

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Got up at 3 to pee. Wheeled over what I thought was a cat toy or shoe or something but I didn’t care cause I had to pee.
Focus my eyes and I ran through the biggest pile of dog shit I’ve ever seen.
I wheeled to get Barbie and realized I was slinging shit from running through it. I also ran over my new pair of vans.
She cleaned it up and the dog in the meantime is outside chasing armadillos and has one trapped under the ramp.
Great fkn morning.
Sorry for being a smart ass.
 

Laughing Grass

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Rollitup Advertiser
Good morning, happy Tuesday.

Serious Am I the Asshole question.

We decided we're going out for dinner on Saturday then go to Lumina once it's dark, I asked a friend that I haven't seen in a while if she wants to join us. She's dating a guy who has a 12 year old son. She replies yes she wants to come, says she's bringing this kid, then asks me to get them tickets and she'll pay me back on her payday... she didn't actually say when her pay day is, so now I'm annoyed. We either have to not go or lie and say plans changed and go without them.
 

Laughing Grass

Well-Known Member
Rollitup Advertiser
Got up at 3 to pee. Wheeled over what I thought was a cat toy or shoe or something but I didn’t care cause I had to pee.
Focus my eyes and I ran through the biggest pile of dog shit I’ve ever seen.
I wheeled to get Barbie and realized I was slinging shit from running through it. I also ran over my new pair of vans.
She cleaned it up and the dog in the meantime is outside chasing armadillos and has one trapped under the ramp.
Great fkn morning.
Sorry for being a smart ass.
I shouldn't laugh... but LOL!
 
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