Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[DarkWeb]

Got up at 3 to pee. Wheeled over what I thought was a cat toy or shoe or something but I didn’t care cause I had to pee.
Focus my eyes and I ran through the biggest pile of dog shit I’ve ever seen.
I wheeled to get Barbie and realized I was slinging shit from running through it. I also ran over my new pair of vans.
She cleaned it up and the dog in the meantime is outside chasing armadillos and has one trapped under the ramp.
Great fkn morning.
Sorry for being a smart ass.

Oh man that's not a good start to the day

 

[Laughing Grass]

Did you apply to be moderator btw. You should. Seriously.
I reported it when I saw it. No sweat.

@DarkWeb on patrol!

 

[DarkWeb]

Good morning, happy Tuesday.

Serious Am I the Asshole question.

We decided we're going out for dinner on Saturday then go to Lumina once it's dark, I asked a friend that I haven't seen in a while if she wants to join us. She's dating a guy who has a 12 year old son. She replies yes she wants to come, says she's bringing this kid, then asks me to get them tickets and she'll pay me back on her payday... she didn't actually say when her pay day is, so now I'm annoyed. We either have to not go or lie and say plans changed and go without them.

Ah just get the tickets and if she's a good friend she'll make it right.




You're still an asshole

 

[DarkWeb]

@DarkWeb on patrol!

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[Laughing Grass]

Ah just get the tickets and if she's a good friend she'll make it right.




You're still an asshole

I don't care about the tickets lol, I don't like the kid idea.

 

[Paul Drake]

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@DarkWeb on patrol!

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[Paul Drake]

Good morning, happy Tuesday.

Serious Am I the Asshole question.

We decided we're going out for dinner on Saturday then go to Lumina once it's dark, I asked a friend that I haven't seen in a while if she wants to join us. She's dating a guy who has a 12 year old son. She replies yes she wants to come, says she's bringing this kid, then asks me to get them tickets and she'll pay me back on her payday... she didn't actually say when her pay day is, so now I'm annoyed. We either have to not go or lie and say plans changed and go without them.

Go without them.

 

[Paul Drake]

No kids during adult time.

 

[Paul Drake]

Oh man that's not a good start to the day

Amen

 

[Rsawr]

Good morning, happy Tuesday.

Serious Am I the Asshole question.

We decided we're going out for dinner on Saturday then go to Lumina once it's dark, I asked a friend that I haven't seen in a while if she wants to join us. She's dating a guy who has a 12 year old son. She replies yes she wants to come, says she's bringing this kid, then asks me to get them tickets and she'll pay me back on her payday... she didn't actually say when her pay day is, so now I'm annoyed. We either have to not go or lie and say plans changed and go without them.

Other people's kids shouldn't be your problem...

 

[DarkWeb]

I don't care about the tickets lol, I don't like the kid idea.

Then yes you are definitely the asshole........unless she mentioned the kid because she knew you wouldn't do it

 

[Paul Drake]

I shouldn't laugh... but LOL!

Another reason to love cats.

 

[shnkrmn]

Good morning

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A box of books from my list. They would all be hollowed out for whisky though

 

[Paul Drake]

A box of books from my list. They would all be hollowed out for whisky though

I think I could just watch the sea for a year. With gummies.

 

[ANC]

 

[Rsawr]

A box of books from my list. They would all be hollowed out for whisky though

It says you have food for a year. Surely whiskey is a food. It has calories! I think you get to pick again

 

[shnkrmn]

Good morning, happy Tuesday.

Serious Am I the Asshole question.

We decided we're going out for dinner on Saturday then go to Lumina once it's dark, I asked a friend that I haven't seen in a while if she wants to join us. She's dating a guy who has a 12 year old son. She replies yes she wants to come, says she's bringing this kid, then asks me to get them tickets and she'll pay me back on her payday... she didn't actually say when her pay day is, so now I'm annoyed. We either have to not go or lie and say plans changed and go without them.

Sounds like she caught a live one.

 

[Laughing Grass]

No kids during adult time.

Other people's kids shouldn't be your problem...

Right, it's not even her kid and we have to take it out for dinner? Way too much of an imposition.

Then yes you are definitely the asshole........unless she mentioned the kid because she knew you wouldn't do it

Would have been easier to just say she can't make it.

 

[Paul Drake]

I have an ex who has three kids and she wanted to be assured her vajayjay wasn’t too big and was the normal size. She had three 10 lb babies.
I assured her.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Sounds like she caught a live one.

I'd put $20 on her moving onto the next catch within a few months.