Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

PioneerValleyOG

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Wheee Death Santa has declared a state of emergency for sometime next week, when a basic biatch tropical storm is expected to hit the shallowest part of the Florida beaches, .... and drinking water at Walmart is already gone.

Seventeen years on the west coast of Florida, twenty-one years in total in the state, I've left for one storm and didn't really need to. Since I have new hurricane windows as of 2019, impact siding, all the prep I'm going to do is try and find space in the garage for at least one car. That's it, maybe if I get motivated.

Cuba's going to take most the hit and de-energize the storm, the only concern is that it might stall in the gulf and build strength, if it does that then the cone will almost certainly shift. Anyone who absolutely needs services or lives 10 -15 miles from the gulf between Sarasota and Spring Hill, should probably bug out as an over abundance of precaution, but I'm expecting a bit of rain and winds strong enough to really stoke the coals of the grill. That's about the worst I'm expecting in my neck of the woods.

How'd that prediction work out for you?
 

PioneerValleyOG

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So this person texts me and I say wrong number and I begin to get catfish. After some menial and somewhat banal texts 'she' asks how old I am. I say old. She says "I'm 35, here's a pic"
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I'm like, that's not 35, she fires back, 'I get that a lot, it's this cream I use on my face...
Could not hit block fast enough.
 

Laughing Grass

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So this person texts me and I say wrong number and I begin to get catfish. After some menial and somewhat banal texts 'she' asks how old I am. I say old. She says "I'm 35, here's a pic"
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I'm like, that's not 35, she fires back, 'I get that a lot, it's this cream I use on my face...
Could not hit block fast enough.
Selina thought I was a guy

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