Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

RetiredToker76

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do me next!
See those requests need to be sent through my wife, for all the reasons. (She told me to tell you she walked in and laughed at this conversation.)

Joking aside, she's the negotiator, I'm the planner. I suck at negotiations, since I hate everything to do with crapitalism. Starting out with the attitude of,"You're not necessary, your entire existence is predatory, and I hate the fact our world makes me use your services..." isn't the best way to win over a loan grantor. So I need her to talk to the carbon based drones on the other end of the phone, I tend to descend into mumble growling and threatening their existence.
 

Laughing Grass

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See those requests need to be sent through my wife, for all the reasons. (She told me to tell you she walked in and laughed at this conversation.)

Joking aside, she's the negotiator, I'm the planner. I suck at negotiations, since I hate everything to do with crapitalism. Starting out with the attitude of,"You're not necessary, your entire existence is predatory, and I hate the fact our world makes me use your services..." isn't the best way to win over a loan grantor. So I need her to talk to the carbon based drones on the other end of the phone, I tend to descend into mumble growling and threatening their existence.
Lol maybe I could have phrased that better.
 

RetiredToker76

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why did they do that to the new hellraiser???? pinhead is a woman now..... :shock: wait wut
The entire premise behind the Cenobites is that they're bringers of the Sadomasochistic Sexual Hell-scape of deviant pleasures you never knew you didn't want. I mean, if you want the operator of your personal massochistic hellscape brothel to be a crusty white dude, I'm not one to judge.

I personally always envisioned the dominatrix of my sadomasochistic sexual hell-scape to be a German redhead.
 
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