What did you accomplish today?

[DarkWeb]

The firm leather seats started to hug my butt after I started doing weighted squats. You should try it too.

LOL didn't know I knew someone that actually does this....
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/asq480

 

[bk78]

LOL didn't know I knew someone that actually does this....
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/asq480

What does this have to do with my last comment? Does your fake wife know about your google history of buttplugs?

 

[DarkWeb]

What does this have to do with my last comment? Does your fake wife know about your google history of buttplugs?

LOL now she's a fake wife. You're as jelly as a dong.

 

[bk78]

LOL didn't know I knew someone that actually does this....
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/asq480

To dumb it down for your slow noodle you call a brain, you hold weights in your hands while doing squats.….

 

[bk78]

LOL now she's a fake wife. You're as jelly as a dong.

I mean your whole online persona is fake imo.

 

[Hiphophippo]

LOL now she's a fake wife. You're as jelly as a dong.

I want to see how jelly a dong can get. Or just a Jelly dong in general.

 

[DarkWeb]

I mean your whole online persona is fake imo.

Oh you got me lol

 

[raratt]

Landline!

I haven't had a landline since the 90's. The house is wired for it though. I do kinda miss the old rotary dial phone on the wall that was a staple in everyone's kitchen years ago.

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I just took out the mount for one...

 

[ANC]

Mouse hunt is on in the garage, it's that time of year. Bought some "improved" traps with adjustable trip. Not a fan of them so far, hard to duplicate settings.
Mornin.

We used to shoot them with a .22 with little shotgun bullets on the farm...use a torch. fuckers would freeze long enough to blast if you torch them.

 

[raratt]

use a torch

Flashlight.

 

[raratt]

Grocery shopping time...

 

[DarkWeb]

Flashlight.

 

[ANC]

Flashlight.

lol its one of those words... like we call a traffic light a robot. and a hood a bonnet.

 

[ANC]

 

[xtsho]

I used to hate these. I was constantly having to screw around with them to get them to sync correctly back in my early IT days when I was doing tech support for a bunch of computer illiterates who thought they were cool pulling out their fancy calendar while eating lunch in some restaurant tapping away on the screen with their stylus.

 

[farmerfischer]

I used to hate these. I was constantly having to screw around with them to get them to sync correctly back in my early IT days when I was doing tech support for a bunch of computer illiterates who thought they were cool pulling out their fancy calendar while eating lunch in some restaurant tapping away on the screen with their stylus.

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I thought i was the shit with one of these..lol

 

[DarkWeb]

I thought i was the shit with one of these..lolView attachment 5211144

I had one of those lol

 

[Laughing Grass]

Nerds.

 

[StareCase]

Windows Batch programming. The success of said batch program comes later tonight when it's scheduled to run in TEST MODE ...

... and spreading the plants laterally for a manifold.

 

[farmerfischer]

Nerds.

So!