At least it’s American pineapple - tough crowd LOL
Not that fake Chinese counterfeit plastic ones , those taste like shit.
Wasn’t kidding about counterfeit fruit - they tend to do things like inject “ solutions / sweeteners / coloring agents / etc “
They counterfeit pretty much any and everything. I keep my pizzas
wuhan-free.
Where can you find Chinese fake fruits
It is common to see street vendors in China selling fruits. Usually, it’s something like
pineapples, bananas, oranges, pears, mangos, etc, depending on the season and the province. Sometimes they lie about the
country of origin of fruits that they sell. Fruits often may be a bit dirty because of the road dust. But after you wash and peel them, the fruits will be fine, nutritious, and juicy. However, near some popular tourist spots, especially in rural areas, you can see some vendors selling two kinds of fruits you need to be aware of, the so-called wild ebony plums and golden prunes. As the result, many tourists will think they are local specialty fruits and buy them, but actually, it’s a fraud.
They need to have a floor vote on Donald as house speaker, he won't be around long and it will tie him to the GOP as he goes down in flames and he might not give up the speakership even if they put him in jail! 
