pissing while stoned

[nemad]

hahaha dont want to sound disgusting or smth.. its just i want to ask you guys: when youre really baked - do you have this feeling that ure actually dreaming that you pissing beeing afraid to woke up in wet bed?

dont get me wrong, i dont piss in bed but im afraid to piss everytime when im high cuz sometimes i got this strange feeling that its actually a dream.

 

[burlingo]

haha, i know exactly what you're saying!

i haven't peed the bed for years and years since i was a young boy. i have never had a wet bed after a night of drinking or smoking (knock on wood).

but when i close my eyes to go to sleep i go through a thought process similar to this "should i go to the toilet before bed?", "no, i'm fine. actually....no. im fine"

then i decided i might wee the bed and just have to go to the toilet. then and only then am i 100% happy. otherwise i wont sleep.

couple friends of mine have though, recently. one nearly killed himself. weed on a electrical socket, blew the power to the house. woke up the next morning and was unable to figure out why there was no power. he couldn't remember a thing.

 

[Dirtyboy]

You guys must be smoking some good shit.

 

[funkdocKT]

i find, high or not, its always better to get up and pee then chance it

 

[burlingo]

i find, high or not, its always better to get up and pee then chance it

100% with this guy.

but then again i like living on the edge. taking a chance once in a while is fun and rewarding when you wake up with dry sheets

 

[nemad]

hahaha lol

you got me wrong guys - its not that im thinking about going to toilet or not. im going. but when im in toilet i think that its a dream and i might be in bed sleeping at the moment just dreaming that all.. every time i know that its not a dream but you know this strange feeling "but maybe it is!? i dont want to wake up in wet sheets!"

 

[Dirtyboy]

So when you are in the bathroom (high) taking a piss. You think you are dreaming.

 

[nemad]

yes. almost every time...

edit: but only when im peeing and little bit after that. then im coming back to normal... kinda weird

 

[Keenly]

well ill tell you this much

if your high and you have to piss really bad

releasing that pressure feels so much better

 

[mastakoosh]

when i was a junkie i was all fucked up and passed out in bed. i had to piss so bad in my sleep and i had a dream i was standing over my friends toilet pissing a river of the best pee i have had in my life. long story short was i pissed the bed from being fucked up and dreaming. yes i admitted it lol and now i have plastic sheets j/k.

 

[nemad]

this is what im taliking about. im afraid to get in this situation.

thats why i hate this feeling when im peeing. im praying not to wake up - please dont let it be a dream!

 

[mastakoosh]

just pee before u go to bed. also as soon as i pissed the bed just a bit i woke up so it wasnt like i pissed the bed for 5 minutes. it was bizarre to me though haha.

 

[The Son of Man]

I pissed like a gallon on a buddies couch on time after a night of drinking. The cushion dripped when I flipped it. I never told him, but every time he watches tv his head rests on that cushion and I laugh a little inside.

 

[moose88]

whoa ho badass to pee before bed or not to what to do haha jk that was pricelss i like to live on the edge hahhhaa

 

[mastakoosh]

I pissed like a gallon on a buddies couch on time after a night of drinking. The cushion dripped when I flipped it. I never told him, but every time he watches tv his head rests on that cushion and I laugh a little inside.

thats awesome

 

[Bookworm]

I pissed like a gallon on a buddies couch on time after a night of drinking. The cushion dripped when I flipped it. I never told him, but every time he watches tv his head rests on that cushion and I laugh a little inside.

how did it not reek?

 

[The Son of Man]

how did it not reek?

I drank a lot of beer that night so it was probably clear piss.

 

[Stoney McFried]

My old man got really sick for a couple of days with the flu, he had a high fever and was delirious.So he's snuggling me in bed, and I'm just about to doze off when I realize...my ass is hot.And wet.I was like, wake up, you're pissing on me!And he said, Oh I'm sorry, I was dreaming about a warm toilet...then he ran to the bathroom and peed like a gallon...I'm glad I stopped him when I did!

 

[tallanasty]

couple friends of mine have though, recently. one nearly killed himself. weed on a electrical socket, blew the power to the house. woke up the next morning and was unable to figure out why there was no power. he couldn't remember a thing.

lmao that is good stuff.

 

[nemad]

whoa ho badass to pee before bed or not to what to do haha jk that was pricelss i like to live on the edge hahhhaa

thats not whats this threat is about i always pee before bed lol.

this threat is about peeing while high