Blaze & Daze
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StareCase
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Glad we can help. We'll test your new English knowledge too ... get you to use each new word in a sentence.... Great to be on RIU, I learn a new english word every day...
BudmanTX
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Morning all.....how's everyone doing, like usual it's still hot.....it will be our hotest today expecting 108 today...ugh wish this crap would go away...
welp it's taco time......potato and egg it is.....
btw SoCal you have a storm coming, pay attention to the weather man please and be safe....
welp it's taco time......potato and egg it is.....
btw SoCal you have a storm coming, pay attention to the weather man please and be safe....
Laughing Grass
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The crazy food list is out!!!
Here's all the new outrageous food and drinks at the 2023 CNE
Toronto's CNE 2023 will be back in full swing starting this Friday, serving up fun and even funkier foods by the waterfront. Last year saw the arri...
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Think you could handle a 3 pound taco?
BudmanTX
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bring it? i'm in.....The crazy food list is out!!!
Here's all the new outrageous food and drinks at the 2023 CNE
Toronto's CNE 2023 will be back in full swing starting this Friday, serving up fun and even funkier foods by the waterfront. Last year saw the arri...
Think you could handle a 3 pound taco?
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Laughing Grass
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Trying a new to me sandwich place. $9 for a smoked turkey wrap. Not bad.
husita
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Would be much easier for everyone if Czech is a language of the case here....
raratt
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I rode a 500CC CZ Jawa before...
Laughing Grass
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My dad would have fit right into this group with his lame jokes.
Whenever we had asparagus he would say I don't like asparagus, it makes my pee taste funny.
raratt
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Walked into the kitchen to refill my coffee cup and there was a little field mouse by the back door. I figure it was hungry so I gave it a last meal of pnut butter on a trap. Good thing the dog was asleep in the other room, she probably would have tried to go through the door after it.
StareCase
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I'd sure give it my best shot ...
Last summer I needed everything I had to finish a calzone from Taso's - a garlic laden Italian eatery in Peterborough.
Laughing Grass
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Oh those calzones look good
I couldn't finish that!
I got my eye on the watermelon burger and pickle fries this year. Cannot be words than the pulled pork on a krispy kreme donut.
StareCase
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LOL! So how long after did you leave? Let's face it - kids do have a limited Dad Joke tolerance.
She's graduated from the walker for the most part to a cane.
Still too many Dr., PT, pharma runs for my liking - but it is my job.
How's your honey coming along?
I used to get paid to go Halibut/King Salmon/Ling Cod fishing (and Deer hunting too). I loved that dude!
Laughing Grass
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LOL na I adored him and his sick sense of humour, he was my superhero.
One time when I was around 15 me and a couple friends were hanging out in the backyard. Dad came out and said did you know raccoons die after they have sex? One of us said no and he said oh the one I screwed died then walked back in the house. I just shook my head. He was always saying shocking things like that.
Careful with curious2garden - she's the Pat Sajak of this group.Great to be on RIU, I learn a new english word every day
She'll make you google big words.
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StareCase
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Their pizza's are equally as good ... George St. just a little bit north of the Holiday Inn.
I dunno - "this cannot be worse than that" should not be the basis for a food order.
"The Works" put a location at Hwy 2 and Liverpool Rd in Pickering and we stopped in shortly after. I order the "Hunka Hunka" ( I think that's what it was called ... it's not listed on their menu anymore ) which is a burger patty with peanut butter and banana. It's a take on Elvis fav - the fried PB and nanners sandwiches. How bad could that be ... thought I.
Final result - I would probably prefer the pulled port on a Krispy Kreme donut than another Hunka Hunka. ( Which I now see that The Works no longer offers. )
StareCase
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Lucky him ... my relations would have me physically removed from Scugog Township.
RetiredToker76
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I'm going to have to remember that one for when mine is a little bit older.
She's 13 now, so the dad jokes are mostly sedate with occasional tastes of mildly inappropriate. She had a friend over and there was a silent moment where no one was saying anything and I popped in, "So while I was waiting for you guys to get here I saw the strangest damned thing in the front yard. There were these two huge black birds, and they were stuck together at the wing side by side. They were flipping around and I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on." At this point I had the wife, kid, and friend captivated in the story.
"So I opened the door to get a closer look, and I'll be damned, a couple of Vel-Crows had landed in the yard."
My wife's head hit the table so hard she bounced, my child got up and walked away in shame, her friend sat there trying so hard to not-laugh that tears had started streaming. It was then I was informed that their dad didn't do dad jokes at home and it was a new experience.
I took off the gloves at that moment and was insufferable the entire night.