Need Help!!! Apartment Inspection

[The Internet]

Ok, I have an apartment inspection coming up soon (dont know when, probably at least have 10 days. I dont know what to do! Also, It is cold outside so I cant put them (15 plants) outside. They are all about a 1/2 foot to 1 foot tall right now.

 

[Breakdancer003]

find a friend you trust and store them their transport the shortest distance possible. get them out befor they get their because i have had a few inspections in the past befor i got a house and they check basicly everything so you wont be able to hide them in the apartment. Yes it sucks but thats what you have to deal with if you grow in a place you don't own so get them out befor you get aressted

 

[Timmy the Toker]

shit man. You need to take tho's plants somewere els, at a buddies house or something. Thats a tuff one man. Its gunna be hard to transfer 15 plants somewere w/ ur car. ur gunna have to make 3 to 5 trips w/ illegal plants in your car or truck. Im not sure if you have somebody who will allow you to do this, Hopefully they own a house and not an appartment. And if your gunna do that then plan on giving them a little something for there troubles and the risk involved.

U just may have to put them outside, and pray the weather wont be to bad. The more graduale the move outside and inside is the less shocking it will be. Going straight Hot to Cold is bad but Hot to Warm to Cool to Cold is a little less Shocking.

Whatever you do. Get them out fast.

Keep us posted.

 

[7cotton7]

i have never heard of an apartment inspection. where are you at that you get these and how do you know if your supose to get one?

 

[The Internet]

Ok the deal is I play the secret game very well and NONE of my friends know Im doing this. There is one though, he is my partner teaching me how to do this (along with all of you at rollitup I think I just had an Idea. 2 HUGE rubbermaid containers (like ones used as resivoirs) take them and put them in the car the day of inspections. Then go to a hotel room and wait out the inspection, when night has come and they are probably over with, I will return the plants and equipment. This way I avoid the risk of shock to the plants. Only risk is transportation. I have ten days to perfect this plan, hopefully it will work accordingly.

god i love danger. brings the best out of all animals.

 

[Busmike]

You don't need to move the plants...
Apt. inspections are looking for holes in walls and general filth. Get yourself a few boxes and put the plants in them, then stack them in a corner or a closet.

As long as the place isn't trashed, they'll just do a walk thru, and not want to look in the boxes. Your only real problem is having the plants NOT under light for an undetermined time as you won't know EXACTLY when they'll show up.

Or maybe not.... Tell them they have to come at a particular time and day because of your work schedule.


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[dindy]

i lived in apartement in canada and had LOCK on a closet door with 20 plants in bloom and had a few fire inspections and building inspections as well...there not allowed to go into your closets and boxes dude...thats fuckin retarded...there just checking cause maybe someones buying the building or someshit....theres no way there going into your dressers and boxes...put them in a dresser or a big shelf....be realistic...would you really rent somewhere knowing that people can just come in and look through your shit....just relax....put them in a shelf or some sort of dresser or somthing ande be there when they are there...no biggie trust me

 

[The Internet]

I love your ideas but what about the smell?!?

 

[dindy]

...unless you got some insane shit going ....at a half foot they cant be that stinky.... stick some bounce sheets and a airwick/febreeze sprayer in the shelf with them...there small use your imagination....and there not ideas is what your going to do......dont waste money on hotels and shit.....be realistic

 

[Stoney McFried]

Put a dryer sheet in each heat vent, folded up where you can get it back out easily.Febreeze all of your fabrics.Burn some incense in the room where the stuff is. I recommend Nag champa incense.Wear cologne.Assault their senses with so many different smells, they just want to leave.

I love your ideas but what about the smell?!?

 

[The Internet]

First off about the smell, the plants give off a wicked smell, one that slightly permeates throughout the house on a daily basis. If my door is closed to the bedroom and I come home from work, it freaking stinks badly. Ona gel doesnt even do justice. I havent set up exaust yet cause I dont think its needed as young as these plants are. It was going to be done this weekend with the purchase of the dreaded 1000k HPS OF DETH! I dont know what is going to happen with that though....

I like the notion of boxing it up, lighting insence and kicking back without going anywhere.

 

[tommy gibbs]

the smell, go to a grocery store get a few rosemary plants, like 4. they smell very storng, shake them up a bit, those retards will think thats the smell for sure. its christmas time so it wont even seem weird, personally i think its a great idea

 

[tommy gibbs]

they look like this picture. if anything, theyll just think your a girly man.

 

[natec310]

rent a box truck and put them in it until she leaves. shouldnt be too expensive.

 

[jointchief]

Moving the plants outside is risky...its an apartment complex so people may see you moving the plants unless there in containers. Just put them in a container of sorts for when they arrive and light incense. Growing in an apartment building is a BIG no no. Good way to get busted. The smell can permeate to your neighbors and they will call the police. If you must grow in an apartment, then do some serious, serious research on odor control, and invest in some good equipment.

 

[SweetTooth36]

I would say thats a shitty ordeal... Usually they do inspections when you move out instead of when your still renting... Its non of their bizz intel you move out if the place is a dump or not or what goes on it your property

 

[moose88]

i like the idea of hidding in the apt with boxes and rosemary fantastic but i have to say the whole rubbbermaid and hotel room is retty simple and risky free

 

[moose88]

assuimmng you take the proper precautions

 

[Timmy the Toker]

dont leave them in the apartment. dont risk it. stick to your plan.

 

[Amoeba]

Rent a U-haul, back it up close, throw the plants in a box and move them.

Fucking smoke the plants?