The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Drop That Sound

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cannabiscrusader

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Piss in a sip
By CannabisCrusader

Down in the garden
Tending to the plants
my prostate pinches my bladder
im gonna piss my pants!

bathroom is too far
Spare bottles are full
i reach down and kink the hose
a twist and a pinch with a little pull

what to do?
Where to go?
if only a tiny drip escapes
there will be no stopping the flow

Then the light bulb goes off
Right over my giant head
ill piss in the sip!
nobody will see, they're all in bed

Piss in a sip
No need to mix
Sip already has 6 gallons in it

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Gotta pee again
Worried the mix getting too concentrated?
Add some more tents and sips
Your bladder will be happy you urinated

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To those who are growers
And to those who are showers
if you cant hit the funnel
get a little lower

A funnel and a tube
Catches every drip
That's why when you gotta piss
Piss in a sip

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Budzbuddha

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Piss in a sip
By CannabisCrusader

Down in the garden
Tending to the plants
my prostate pinches my bladder
im gonna piss my pants!

bathroom is too far
Spare bottles are full
i reach down and kink the hose
a twist and a pinch with a little pull

what to do?
Where to go?
if only a tiny drip escapes
there will be no stopping the flow

Then the light bulb goes off
Right over my giant head
ill piss in the sip!
nobody will see, they're all in bed

Piss in a sip
No need to mix
Sip already has 6 gallons in it

View attachment 5343836

Gotta pee again
Worried the mix getting too concentrated?
Add some more tents and sips
Your bladder will be happy you urinated

View attachment 5343837

To those who are growers
And to those who are showers
if you cant hit the funnel
get a little lower

A funnel and a tube
Catches every drip
That's why when you gotta piss
Piss in a sip

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Budzbuddha

Well-Known Member
Piss in a sip
By CannabisCrusader

Down in the garden
Tending to the plants
my prostate pinches my bladder
im gonna piss my pants!

bathroom is too far
Spare bottles are full
i reach down and kink the hose
a twist and a pinch with a little pull

what to do?
Where to go?
if only a tiny drip escapes
there will be no stopping the flow

Then the light bulb goes off
Right over my giant head
ill piss in the sip!
nobody will see, they're all in bed

Piss in a sip
No need to mix
Sip already has 6 gallons in it

View attachment 5343836

Gotta pee again
Worried the mix getting too concentrated?
Add some more tents and sips
Your bladder will be happy you urinated

View attachment 5343837

To those who are growers
And to those who are showers
if you cant hit the funnel
get a little lower

A funnel and a tube
Catches every drip
That's why when you gotta piss
Piss in a sip

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You my friend - have been awarded the prestigious Master Pisser trophy.

For excellence in Bladder Botany .

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cannabiscrusader

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I really wasn't prepare...

Dear fellows of the amber hued trichome;

I've waited a lifetime for an award I never knew I needed so badly in my life. I'm humbled. Simple words from a simple man cannot express the sincere overwhelming emotion of this prestigious recognition. My soul full, and my bladder empty, I have run out of room to write this speech on the inside of my pocket lining.

There was more, but the sharpie exploded while I was taking a piss in my sips. Looks like someone whacked me in the thigh with a 2x12 10 days ago.

Thank-you for listening to the ramblings of a mad man. Good night, and keep it green

:weed: bongsmilie o_O
 

cannabiscrusader

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You my friend - have been awarded the prestigious Master Pisser trophy.

For excellence in Bladder Botany .

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I accepted my trophy today! For some reason the guy running the award ceremony was working at Spencer's in the mall. I'm sure my wife told him beforehand that I don't want any hoopla. She just said oh there it is, and the Mc said thank you, have a great day. Obviously he didn't see what I was holding. Have a great day, pssshhhh maybe tomorrow pal. I'm holding excellence today.

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Also, bought this for my wife for Christmas last year. We take it on road trips and camping so she can piss in a bottle and we don't have to stop. Seemed relevant to the thread. Any female pissers looking to get into whizfeeding, this little device will give you a worry free flow. Accuracy and urinary dexterity +10 with this item equipped in your secondary usage slot. Hehe, secondary usage slot.

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Clam gutter
 

Budzbuddha

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I accepted my trophy today! For some reason the guy running the award ceremony was working at Spencer's in the mall. I'm sure my wife told him beforehand that I don't want any hoopla. She just said oh there it is, and the Mc said thank you, have a great day. Obviously he didn't see what I was holding. Have a great day, pssshhhh maybe tomorrow pal. I'm holding excellence today.

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Also, bought this for my wife for Christmas last year. We take it on road trips and camping so she can piss in a bottle and we don't have to stop. Seemed relevant to the thread. Any female pissers looking to get into whizfeeding, this little device will give you a worry free flow. Accuracy and urinary dexterity +10 with this item equipped in your secondary usage slot. Hehe, secondary usage slot.

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Clam gutter
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Budzbuddha

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Update : MAXIMUS EURETHRUS

She is looking like a Piss Warrior !

Golden shower foliar was stopped as she moves into flower. However , that twitch to tinkle on her still remains.
I will be giving her a continued piss drench ( from 10:1 to 5:1 water to golden wee wee ). Branches are strong and plant has noticeable vigor.

I‘m pissing Weedagra for those rigid branches ….. LOL.

Anyhoot , side note … no visible pests . Maybe the pee drenches are torching them .

Not concerned with minor yellow tips as it looks nominal.

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Budzbuddha

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HapPEE HOLIDAZE bongsmilie :weed:


Remember fellow Piss Avengers always keep a bottle of Emergency Pee !
Liquid Gold !

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Forget Brawndo , Forget Mountain Dew for your girls , piss that lovely luscious liquid libation all over their faces … err I mean leaves.

For those on pharmaceuticals - diabetic pee will have sugars in it. And soil microbes like sugar - doesn’t matter to the little shits if it’s from pee They break down fish shit , compost and other crap so no problem. SCIENCE !
Viagra should “ harden “ them plants up too :mrgreen:
If you have jock itch , hemorrhoids , cheese dick , explosive acne - this will not work for you - cuz you iz nasty and get the hell out of here. LOL

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PISS AVENGERS PISSEMBLE !
 

IndooorGardnerOhio

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I mean hell I dump a gallon jug of aged piss on my compost when it starts to dry out and needs more nitrogen. I had an Aloe plant, that I watered with nothing but piss, no dilution, and that damn thing WOULD NOT DIE. It took no lights for like a month to finally kill it off.
 
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