Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[puffdamagikdragon]

The real problem isn't nearly as much the dogs and cats running wild and breeding, it is the goddamn puppy mill churning out HUNDREDS of so-called pedigreed dogs, and animal hoarders that decide to try and make some money off thier sick pathetic things. I hate breed snobs, I hate someone getting an animal cuz it 'looks good', like Paris and her poor pooch. I hate that shit, hate it hate it hate it. Same for horses, people get them cuz they look like they have money, but they could care less about the animal and it becomes everyone else's problem. An animal is a living thing, not a pair of fuckin earings. They busted someone around here for having a puppy mill, film footage on the news and all, and the courts slapped them a tiny fine and they are still in business!!! Why the FUCK do we pass laws and then the fuckin system won't enforce them?

Ok, now THAT was a rant. Wow, I feel much better. Thanks, yall.



Now, that been said, guess what! I caught the possum that was getting to my chickens! He is now in a rabbit cage and off to participate in our varmit relocation program. He is headed to the next county to be dropped off as we speak. They are responsible for a disease called EPM to horses, and I just can't have 'em around. But I wuddn't let hubby kill it, either. Always another way.

 

[420weedman]

"What we need is a dog and cat birth control pill..... hard to believe that hasn't been developed...... Look a serious post!



out.

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have you ever tried to feed a animal a pill ? .... everyday ? itll never happen!
snip snip puppies and kitties !

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Hey Puff, been a few days, how's the elbow?

 

[SlikWiLL13]

Slik, have you went to court and gotten court established custody? If you haven't you really need to, to protect little shortcake as well as yourself.

ive had SOLE custody for over a year now. she's almost 2 1/2 and ive had her myself since just before her 1st bday.

You know in the long run, she is the one that is missing out. You and your daughter will have a bond that lasts a lifetime. A lifetime.
You know what the best revenge in life is?
It is living your life well....

she's better off without her, i cant think of anything positive she can give her. whenever anyone compliments my girls long pretty hair i say, "its the only think her mother ever gave her". im just gonna take my time and find her a new momma, a better momma

 

[misshestermoffitt]

My dogs love taking pills, we hide them in cheese, they'll line up for pills, hell the dog I had for 15 years, if you forget his pills when he needed them, he'd go in the kitchen and look at the bottle and bark, "gimme my cheese bitch"

Now pills and cats = bloody mess and emergency room

"What we need is a dog and cat birth control pill..... hard to believe that hasn't been developed...... Look a serious post!



out.

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have you ever tried to feed a animal a pill ? .... everyday ? itll never happen!
snip snip puppies and kitties !

 

[CrackerJax]

Yes, it's called Peanut Butter...... I could slip a nuclear device past my dog if I covered it in peanut butter.



out.

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

Hey Puff, been a few days, how's the elbow?

Still fucked, but now I don't hafta worry about heading back to work so soon, so I have actually got time to let it heal. Hatin it, tho, as it feels better I wanna do more with it, and I get yelled at. It'll be after Christmas fore I can loose this sling.

 

[SlikWiLL13]

Yes, it's called Peanut Butter...... I could slip a nuclear device past my dog if I covered it in peanut butter.



out.

that one might work on me too.....mmmmmmm, peanut butter.....

 

[420weedman]

lol, yea i forgot how easy dogs are like that .... been awhile since ive had one
cats catch on to that shit and will eat the chesse around the pill... while a dog will hardly chew

 

[korvette1977]

My dogs love taking pills, we hide them in cheese, they'll line up for pills, hell the dog I had for 15 years, if you forget his pills when he needed them, he'd go in the kitchen and look at the bottle and bark, "gimme my cheese bitch"

Now pills and cats = bloody mess and emergency room

Too Funny +rep..
Do you live in our house .. Our dog does the same thing ..

 

[SlikWiLL13]

while a dog will hardly chew

we had a dog that i swear would have swallowed a rock whole if you tossed it to him like food. furry fucker would just eat treats whole, no chewing about it. i bet you could have fed him a socket set and he never would have known.

 

[SlikWiLL13]

Too Funny +rep..
Do you live in our house .. Our dog does the same thing ..

you both have dogs that speak?!? and use obsenities nonetheless!?! *puts away the bowl, he's had enough*

 

[korvette1977]

well they bark but I know what they are saying

 

[CrackerJax]

lol, yea i forgot how easy dogs are like that .... been awhile since ive had one
cats catch on to that shit and will eat the chesse around the pill... while a dog will hardly chew

yah cheese food bribes don't work well with cats. that's why i go strictly by suppositories.....that is sooo much easier.




out.

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

Yeah, like the cats like THOSE any better.....

 

[SlikWiLL13]

that's why i go strictly by suppositories.....that is sooo much easier.

i think i just found my new signature....

 

[SmokeyMcSmokester]

thats some good "editing"

 

[SlikWiLL13]

done, thank you CJ

 

[buffalosoulja]

morning yall. waked and baked, and laughing at your conversation. Animals are great aren't they.

 

[CrackerJax]

done, thank you CJ

My pleasure. I will send over the standard residuals contract on Sig copyrights. Do you have a first born? It's not a deal breaker, but.......





out. meow!