Jeffislovinlife
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Rest well
Blaze & Daze
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Jylhavuori
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Friend came over straight to my place from Turkey where he had the "homeless experience" for about two weeks...I threw up on his food odour that spread like an aerosol across the whole appartment 
lucky me, I had ona gel...but the smell is quite persistent!
Well, at least he brought some weed for me
lucky me, I had ona gel...but the smell is quite persistent!Well, at least he brought some weed for me
Jeffislovinlife
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Coffee to all may you have a great day and a better night 
My friend just told me some hilarious shit that I can't even post about because it is a political opinion on RANCH DRESSING.
GUYS I AM SENT TO THE MOON RN AND WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
Oh, good beep. Forgot to post this am.
Making a 2 layer pizza tonight bottom layer is just a spicy cheese pocket, then the second layer is turkey peperonis, cheese, ranch, broccoli.
GUYS I AM SENT TO THE MOON RN AND WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
Oh, good beep. Forgot to post this am.
Making a 2 layer pizza tonight bottom layer is just a spicy cheese pocket, then the second layer is turkey peperonis, cheese, ranch, broccoli.
tyler.durden
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Gigs went great this weekend. It's a gorgeous day here, ebike is all charged up and I'm finna go on a LONG rip to make up for staying in during last week's shit weather. Headed to my niece's condo tomorrow as the family is doing Memorial Day over there. It'll be really nice to see everyone. I said I'll bring all the dank they can smoke as long as I get endless beers and food fresh off the grill. Elevated Family Fun, that's the way we do it at Durden family events. What are everyone's plans for Memorial Day???
tyler.durden
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Oh, SHIT! HM just did a Fire in the Booth! Over 20 minutes of the best off the top freestyling that platform has ever seen. He makes all other rappers look like small children. As he says, "I be the king up in this thing, other rappers is just some peasants. Embarrassin', should be cherishin' all the styles I'm deliverin'. So cold when I'm finished spittin' the sound man is shiverin.' The absolute GOAT.
When are you going with me for a beach cookout date where we try to hit on all the ladies? Steaks and vibes and joints and chicks!
DarkWeb
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tyler.durden
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That's a fucking date, fo sho! We'll be each other's wing men, and talk the other one up when we see a hottie we like. With the grill, weed, and liquor, we're sure to get a few hits. I like the way you think
I'm literally IN once it's warm enough for a swimsuit. Old man whiskey pulls all the beach ladies.That's a fucking date, fo sho! We'll be each other's wing men, and talk the other one up when we see a hottie we like. With the grill, weed, and liquor, we're sure to get a few hits. I like the way you think
Jeffislovinlife
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Snow white and the grandkids not a bad night of entertainment lol
Jeffislovinlife
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Coffee to all may you have a great day and a better night 
Dboybudz
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Sounds good,mow lawn while smoking something getting a smell of smoke across the yard with smell of fresh cut grass. Then kids playing in yard after having a beer relaxing ,Good life budLawn mowing....Kids.....Ribs....Beer.....
Not as bad as it sounds
Jeffislovinlife
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Freshly made cinnamon rolls went down pretty good this morning
PopeCrisco
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Took an edible, waited an hour, not feeling it. thought about drawing, peeped at my flowering tent and took in the mix of turps.
I swear one of the plants smells like burning rubber in the best possible way.
took roz to inspect the garden for a few moments.
Reflected in the growth of my tomatoes, I need to make a run to a big box store and get some bamboo stakes or some other
Said hello to the girls. One looks like she might be struggling, but there is a reason we max out our plant count.
inspected the first signs of life of some carrots and cantaloupes. found three volunteer tomatoes from last season while dicking around in a dormant bed/mound, outside of a few young cucumbers.
topped my basil and reveled in the aroma on my fingers.
dsicovered that a huckleberry bush I thought Roz had murdidllyurdered has new growth.
In the meantime Roz got her first avian kill. I am glad the boxer in her was mixed with something that kept her a weight class lower.
Sat down, thinking that I want to take another edible, as this one is just middling after 90 minutes. Brain said Ya sure bud? I feel funny. and wallah, felt decent
But now the edible just wants to waiver between relaxed and coherent or cartoon gibberish. I eat edibles FOR the cartoon gibberish.
TLDR - got kinda middling high, dicked around in my own little slice of nature, sat down and debated how much more high I want to be.
Use your official Church of the Sacred Capybara "Not a Cult Member's Card" at any medical dispensary to be told "I am sorry sir, that is not a valid medical card, and we do not recognize religious exemptions to the law at this establishment."
Enjoy this slice of joy from St. Lenny Bruce.
I swear one of the plants smells like burning rubber in the best possible way.
took roz to inspect the garden for a few moments.
Reflected in the growth of my tomatoes, I need to make a run to a big box store and get some bamboo stakes or some other
Said hello to the girls. One looks like she might be struggling, but there is a reason we max out our plant count.
inspected the first signs of life of some carrots and cantaloupes. found three volunteer tomatoes from last season while dicking around in a dormant bed/mound, outside of a few young cucumbers.
topped my basil and reveled in the aroma on my fingers.
dsicovered that a huckleberry bush I thought Roz had murdidllyurdered has new growth.
In the meantime Roz got her first avian kill. I am glad the boxer in her was mixed with something that kept her a weight class lower.
Sat down, thinking that I want to take another edible, as this one is just middling after 90 minutes. Brain said Ya sure bud? I feel funny. and wallah, felt decent
But now the edible just wants to waiver between relaxed and coherent or cartoon gibberish. I eat edibles FOR the cartoon gibberish.
TLDR - got kinda middling high, dicked around in my own little slice of nature, sat down and debated how much more high I want to be.
Use your official Church of the Sacred Capybara "Not a Cult Member's Card" at any medical dispensary to be told "I am sorry sir, that is not a valid medical card, and we do not recognize religious exemptions to the law at this establishment."
Enjoy this slice of joy from St. Lenny Bruce.
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