Stoner Jobs!!!

h8popo

h8popo

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i work with the police...hardly in the way you might think. god no... i build there damn cars.

 
TEUFELHuNDEN420

TEUFELHuNDEN420

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Whattap. im about 2 months away from my Airframe&Powerplant license. why so many stoners work with airplanes is a mystery to my head cuz, one fuckup can cause u to go to jail. i grows too but just for personals. and i work on cars for dollars, and i slang this dick to bitchs
 
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airman

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TEUFELHuNDEN420 said:
Whattap. im about 2 months away from my Airframe&Powerplant license. why so many stoners work with airplanes is a mystery to my head cuz, one fuckup can cause u to go to jail. i grows too but just for personals. and i work on cars for dollars, and i slang this dick to bitchs
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You gotta smoke to deal with the stress man. I didn't smoke when I was going to school though so I could memorize those asa books. What are you planning to work on? It's kind of tough out there right now, I got laid off Indefinitely:cry:. Good luck on those O&P's.:joint:
 
ANC

ANC

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U.S. President
H8popo help save the world, please build in radio controlled self destruct mechanisms.
 
puffpuffPASSEDOUT

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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Im currently laid off from my steamfitters union. I may go back once work picks up or I may continue collecting unemployment, while getting a job under the table. Then once crabbing season gets here im prob going to Work with my budd and fish the cheseapeke bay for crabs.

Its a very labor intensive job but it has alot of benefits. No drug test.... I can smoke weed all day..... I love what im doing because im catching shit loads of crabs and enjoying the awesome sun while being on the water... And im home b4 2pm everyday. Oh and I make 1000 tax free a week, Maybe more if we catch good. I've crabbed for 4+ years and its grueling work but damn is it fun :blsmoke:

....Future still undecided. Dont know exactly what i want yet
 
NomadicSky

NomadicSky

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Finding a better job means ending the smoke, so I know one day it has to end.

There's a plant being built by the Japanese for Toyota right now about 50 miles from me.
I'm going back to college in January to take classes for working at that plant.

It's a local job I couldn't make money selling my artwork or anything like that, so I'll be a working stiff just like my ole man. He seems happy enough.

Right now I'm working in Retail as I have done since highschool, although it's redneck retail now I work at WalMart where they do drug test but only when you first get hired.

I've worked at Sears, Pizza Hut, Wendies, and the worst job I've ever had a waiter at Chilies.
 
VansStoner1748

VansStoner1748

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ok so i was thinking about this two days ago when i ate 3 brownies(Never again...after tomorrow)and i was thinking...there has to be a button somewhere that launches a nuke at the moon..im pretty sure its in the u.s. i mean were the only place that would have somthing that useless. anyways there has to be someone that watches that button, like sleeps next to it and everything...I WANT TO BE THAT GUY! tell me that wouldnt be awesome. its like you have all the power over wether the moon dies or lives. i would like put stickers on the button and make it look like it does nothing and then someone walks in and is like "Hey what does that button with all the my little pony stickers on it do?" and i be like"Oh nothing...it just BLOWS UP THE MOON!! and hed be like"Bullshit" And id be like"Ill show you mo-mo-mothafucka!" and i would press the button and blow the shit out of the moon. and hed be like "Well man you just blew up the moon"and id be like":finger:"
 
jfgordon1

jfgordon1

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VansStoner1748 said:
ok so i was thinking about this two days ago when i ate 3 brownies(Never again...after tomorrow)and i was thinking...there has to be a button somewhere that launches a nuke at the moon..im pretty sure its in the u.s. i mean were the only place that would have somthing that useless. anyways there has to be someone that watches that button, like sleeps next to it and everything...I WANT TO BE THAT GUY! tell me that wouldnt be awesome. its like you have all the power over wether the moon dies or lives. i would like put stickers on the button and make it look like it does nothing and then someone walks in and is like "Hey what does that button with all the my little pony stickers on it do?" and i be like"Oh nothing...it just BLOWS UP THE MOON!! and hed be like"Bullshit" And id be like"Ill show you mo-mo-mothafucka!" and i would press the button and blow the shit out of the moon. and hed be like "Well man you just blew up the moon"and id be like":finger:"
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haha thts fucking hilarious :bigjoint:
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

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i am a tile and stone contractor in california andown my own bussiness....being a self employed stoner is the best ever
 
imtylerdammit

imtylerdammit

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VansStoner1748 said:
ok so i was thinking about this two days ago when i ate 3 brownies(Never again...after tomorrow)and i was thinking...there has to be a button somewhere that launches a nuke at the moon..im pretty sure its in the u.s. i mean were the only place that would have somthing that useless. anyways there has to be someone that watches that button, like sleeps next to it and everything...I WANT TO BE THAT GUY! tell me that wouldnt be awesome. its like you have all the power over wether the moon dies or lives. i would like put stickers on the button and make it look like it does nothing and then someone walks in and is like "Hey what does that button with all the my little pony stickers on it do?" and i be like"Oh nothing...it just BLOWS UP THE MOON!! and hed be like"Bullshit" And id be like"Ill show you mo-mo-mothafucka!" and i would press the button and blow the shit out of the moon. and hed be like "Well man you just blew up the moon"and id be like":finger:"
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hahaha id like to talk to your dealer asap. i want some of what your smoking :joint::weed:
 
Louis541

Louis541

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leowjb said:
i dunno yet. I'll be working at a local BBQ place. Only thing is i wrote on my application that i attend church. And I do, but she said she doubts i go to church because i was wearing a pink floyd shirt... Fuckin Bitch.
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You wore a pink floyd shirt to an interview? No wonder you haven't found a job yet. :P
 
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