Oh shit!!! My parents busted me!!!! Help!!!!

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bongedan9895

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so im 18 still living with my parents and they found a bong shitty bong i made and i left outside one night cause i was high, but anyways they said they are randomly going to drug test, so im gonna need some help here please, how to clean my system out with out the fake detox shit so help please, they found my pipe and bong cause i got stupid while high but help please
 
hahahaha damn! made me lol. :D


i recomend to get more high and just chill... than drink water as much as you can till drugtest. you want swet also for results. jump jump jump
 
Ok, here's what we do. Go get dad's hammer. Hit him with it in the forehead. The blow should kill him or at least knock him into a coma. Then immediately go get your mother. Hit her too. Then hit mom and dad repeatedly until you are sure they are dead. MAKE SURE THEY ARE DEAD! Put mom and dad into bath tubs head first. Slit their jugular veins and let drain. While parents are draining, get some spot remover and a towel.....
 
FootballFirst said:
Ok, here's what we do. Go get dad's hammer. Hit him with it in the forehead. The blow should kill him or at least knock him into a coma. Then immediately go get your mother. Hit her too. Then hit mom and dad repeatedly until you are sure they are dead. MAKE SURE THEY ARE DEAD! Put mom and dad into bath tubs head first. Slit their jugular veins and let drain. While parents are draining, get some spot remover and a towel.....
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LOLOLOL!!!!!!

Anyways dan, you fucked up bro. Since you live with them, I assume you're still financially dependent on your parents, therefore the most important thing you can do is COME UP CLEAN. I used to smoke all the time at my parents house, as in multiple times a day every day. I got WAY to ballsy and it bit me on the ass. Now I'm paranoid as shit about getting caught, but they don't test me (thank god). I know your instinct is to rebel by becoming a superstoner, but fight the urge.
 
FootballFirst said:
Ok, here's what we do. Go get dad's hammer. Hit him with it in the forehead. The blow should kill him or at least knock him into a coma. Then immediately go get your mother. Hit her too. Then hit mom and dad repeatedly until you are sure they are dead. MAKE SURE THEY ARE DEAD! Put mom and dad into bath tubs head first. Slit their jugular veins and let drain. While parents are draining, get some spot remover and a towel.....
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My sister n law did exactly this to her mother....then she killed herself....That really showed em, huh....:roll:
 
Bookworm said:


LOLOLOL!!!!!!

Anyways dan, you fucked up bro. Since you live with them, I assume you're still financially dependent on your parents, therefore the most important thing you can do is COME UP CLEAN. I used to smoke all the time at my parents house, as in multiple times a day every day. I got WAY to ballsy and it bit me on the ass. Now I'm paranoid as shit about getting caught, but they don't test me (thank god). I know your instinct is to rebel by becoming a superstoner, but fight the urge.
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How old are you Book?
 
You're 18.... lean over and say to the blood test RN..you stick that in me I'll sue your ass...then tell your parents you smoke.... What, they'd throw you out..???

 
Dont drink too much water, , thats dangerous. .... just be staight up with them... Thats what I did, and Im also 18... no worrys man. your daddy probably smaked the ganj wen he was 18 mommy too
 
Tell them to remember when they were young.. I'm sure they have skeletons.

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House Rules.... If you live at there house go by there rules. Want to be your own man?? move the hell out. If your 18 you have the chioce
 
stumps said:
House Rules.... If you live at there house go by there rules. Want to be your own man?? move the hell out. If your 18 you have the chioce
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That is exactly right!!!!! I hate reading these stupid ass threads....'WaaWaa my mommy and daddy are going to piss test me, how do I get away with being a liar and passing this test' Waaaaaa....REALLY gets on my nerves!

Man up, admit to what you have done and take the consequences of your actions.
 
Why the hell would they piss test you anyway?? Now I just want to be an old ass. I"m betting your not yet 18, also bet there testing you to see if your telling the truth.
LoL If you were my kid I would have your happy ass at the lab in the morning and on the street by lunch. Ask any of my kids if you think I'm joking.
 
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